h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My interest is waning...

Maybe you soon moon together
or
Is there a letter missing in Tefkat's message?

She's warning me I'm a lunatic?

x x Fenny (perverted as a piece of green cheese)

"Hi, just another passing pervert with a nipple ring that most of the females in my life think is cool."

NORMALITY SUCKS!

Well I hope you'll be very happy with him/her

*Wonders whether 'Normality' is a Quaker name.*

any good non-conformist will think normality ALWAYS sucks, no matter where that good nonconformist happens to be...

Surely not in public?

Hmm...now there's a thought for the misnomer thread

Now hold on a mo'... let's just back up to the one about the wire birdcages for the pelvic area of masturbatory ladies. A couple of questions arise. How did anybody know they were doing it? And is that where the expression 'don't count your chickens' comes from? Inquiring minds want to know.

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I don't think there's any truth to that birdcage myth. This, like the myth of iron chastity belts, is utterly preposterous if you think about it. Metal and flesh don't go together well. Any woman forced to wear such a device would be horribly maimed and die from an infection in a short time.

would keep her chaste though

Unless there were any necrophiles about.

I'd rather be chased than chaste

Considering their attitudes about it, it wouldn´t surprise me if they rather wanted them dead than un-chaste. And remember in Scary Movie she has an electrified fence around it

Scary Movie notwithstanding, chastity belts were never in such widespread use as is commonly believed. Perhaps they were used as torture here and there, but nuns never wore them, and crusaders did not lock their wives' vaginas up before departing.

Of course nuns didn´t wear them. Don´t you know the nun suit is specifically designed to hide a pregnancy for as long as possible.

Ha! I didn't know that. I suppose they got into the habit.

"Definition of a chastity belt.....................................

Clunk! Click! No dick!"

Ha. theres an old quote about Chastity being the ultimate perversion.

****s behind bars? I thought we'd changed topic from J.A.

I dunno about them heavy padlocked cartoon chastity belts but one things for sure, that birdcage thing would get pretty rusty, pretty quick. You'd be looking at lockjaw if that gets inta ya. That'd muzzle ya fer sure.

How-ooo!