h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

on a train, in a car, in an aircraft toilet and in church

on a train, in a car, in an aircraft toilet and in church

If enough big green smilies posted these escapades any casual passer by would be amazed at the energy.....

(A big green smiley on a lawn would be well camouflaged)

"on" a train??? &gt

Well i've got a wide on just thinking about it...

"Everybody loves the sound of train in the distance.."

*Geez, I guess I've made another gender faux pas! Damn cyberspace! I can never tell by the plumage. I have to listen for the song. And by then I've usually made the wrong assumption. Sorry, Missus.*

Woo-woo
Choo-choo
Chuuga-chugga

(snap) Get back on topic! I want perverts, not mere 'adventurous' types.

Ummm... I want my real name back? And space?

Ummm... I want my real name back? And space?

Boy George on the Frank Skinner show last week said that he believes every man to be potentially gay and that the male g-spot was in the anus, what do you think? Having seen my colon from the inside (on a monitor in colour) I can say without any doubt that it's in his head.

Alji

Did you read about Guy's view of what Madona wears. He doesent like here waering see-through tops. She said, He doesn't like people seeing my raspberries. Do you have a pet name for your nipples or other body parts?

Alji

Of course it is.
Male or female, the most powerful erogenous zone is the inside of the

ooh - a simulpost

Do you mean like Arthur? Or Maude

(Psst - that should have read head)

"In the head???? Does that mean the aforementioned ear thing or perhaps other headly orifices do the trick? Train is cool, managed that in a second class sleeper from Bangkok to Chang-Mai ......slowly and quietly with my English girlfriend. MMMMMMmmmmm!" Waterfall episode was interupted by some voyeuristic trainee monks!"

Out of my thread, travel lovers!

re. Boy George: there's this idea that everyone's bisexual naturally, it's just how far to either side you are... hmmm. Ok, so it's a continuum (see, no extra lettters!) but since a lot of people are of the firm belief that they're either gay or straight, I'm not going to tell em different. (Tho it might be fun to wind them up.)
re. body part nicknames: introducing Magenta, Clotilda, Ceridwen & Rhiannon. Pleased to meet you, but they don't shake hands (unless they know you very well.) Gone on, guess which is which.
'Dugs' would have to be my favourite word, since 'nipples' is silly and only really describes men's. (To me anyway.)

Anyway, joy to all and that.