h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where is this mansion, how big is the yacht and - you keep avoiding the question - how old are you?

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Dear,
To which mansion are you referring? The one on Capri is modest, but there are others. And which yacht? The one in Monte Carlo is quite large, I do declare.
But I'm kidding, of course. Alas, I have no such riches with which to entice the young: only my poor words, such as they are.
How old am I? Would that I could remember! Do you have good reason for asking?

What a fascinating waste of time this thread is.
Thank you Crazyman, it has been an entertaining read so far.

Yes, waste of time indeed. No one has told me where I can find some nice young girls. It seems this site is good for learning how to hypnotise a chicken, but not for hypnotising young human females.
And to all of you who were entertained: Show your gratitude; send me you daughters.

Blimey!
You are not THAT entertaining.
Anyways, I don't have any daughters and you are not getting them, so there.

I know, I know. I'd need some sort of light show. Or a good publicist.

If one of the prerequisites is that she is a college girl, then you're probably out of luck from the start. Please consider that there are two people involved in the relationship you envision. Will you listen to her and consider her feelings? Or do you just require a service you can pay for? Because that is probably the best solution - no emotional involvement, less health risks, etc.

O, for the love of god! I don't want a prostitute!
Naturally there are two people, and both must be happy for any relationship to work. Surely there must be a girl somewhere who would like to dote on a gentleman like me, giggle with me on a rug by the crackling fire, and romp in the tall grasses. I can tell you, if I ever found her, I would love her so, so, so, so, so.

Thanks folks,
I'm off to sit in the park again. Maybe I'll wear my dapper hat...

15-25 years? You are ambitious. But what is it you believe you have to offer a young girl?

Prostitution, it has been said, is the world's oldest profession. But may I suggest cooking and fire-making came first. And maybe even giggling while cooking and fire-making. And rug skinning too probably.
Doting and romping are much later. Be patient.

~jwf~

Well, with profession it would mean you would get paid for it. And in the stone age there wasn´t that many real professions.

i just don't understand this obsession with young. i'm only just out of your age limit, and find it ammusing that i'm now considered old. the odd part is that there is a limit. why be so set on one thing, why can't older women be interesting and good at frollickiing (sp). for someone who says they've wandered you don't seem to have learnt much. why not try looking "outside the square"

Corinth, Why the hell didn't you say that you weren't looking for a prostitute at the beginning of this thread? I've just been released by the police after being arrested for kerb crawling on your behalf!

PP

Tell us more about your youthful wanderings... You sound like a 're-tired' rock star from the hints you gave. Any juicy road stories. C'mon, it'll give us a chance to know you better and help us decide how best to proceed with your lusty ambitions. Besides it seems like anyone left in this thread is at least 30 now anyway. We're all adults here, so tell us!
GW by name
GW by nature

re: 15-25.

Thank you Apathetic, for a calm measured response that removed the need for me to post on the subject...

Corinth, I hope your day went well.

Sorry for asking about your age - two people had asked before me and ------ well, actually, you are beginning to sound like someone I know.

This person also has a yearning for young women and he has married 5 of them. Of course he was quite young himself for the first few. He is now over 70 and last time I saw him he had a catalogue of young women and had started corresponding with a few of them.

I was beginning tp think you were he, hence the abrupt personal questions.

So, is that you B ?

If not, a previous poster suggested you tell us more about yourself, I agree, tell us more.

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Sadly, I don't think he'll be back. And he's not really gone down to the park to ogle the young girls. All that 'dirty old man' stuff was role playing he had to assume to match the teasing some of us were giving him. I feel quite ashamed of meself now. Just having a bit of fun with the idea, and some joined in for the laugh.
But now I realise he was asking a legitimate question. And he hoped this was an intelligent and caring community able to deal with a sensitive issue. And we turned it into a joke. And not in very good taste I'm afraid. Now, the vultures of political correctness have started circling and that'll be the end of what was a legitimate question and legitimate quest. Damn. I hope he finds her.

~jwf~

I hope so too. Seemed like a decent person really. I hope I didn't upset him. I hope he finds what he is looking for.

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I don't see it that way, jwf, at all. I think he got fair treatment here. No where else on the web would people take him seriously. Quite honestly, it was a difficult question, and fairly tacky, but we didn't make fun of him anywhere, as far as I could see. (I never can) So, jwf, which posts do you think would have offended him, and Corinth - if you are still there - did you feel we were mocking you? Sorry if my comments came over wrong. I weighed up the pros and cons and came up with that conclusion. It was just my 2p worth, like anyone else's.

If Corinth is or was still here, I would advise him to join a club where he can join in an activity at which he would not make a fool of himself, but which is also carried out by the kinds of girl he's looking for. Judo, tennis, chess... It helps to strike up a conversation with someone if you have a common subject to start from .. the weather! I ask you! You have to make friends with yourself and everybody else first, then you can start selecting.