h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't really like full beards but I like mustaches and goatee's. A man that can cook will always be welcome at my house. Do you do dishes too?

I do do the dishes... but not the wiping up!

I also do the hoovering (I like it) and am a dab hand at plumbing, electrics, fixing cars, laying patio's , building walls, gardening and decorating.

What I don't do is listen or remember thing(so I'm told!)

A man that cooks and does the dishes I think I'm in love.

>She called me wussy!!

Nah, I called your sideburns wussy! Big difference! You're a cutey - you listen to what your mum says!

I love to cook! Finding and trying out new recepies is one of my favorite things to do!
As for the dishes, that why I have a dish washer.

My mother always said that she had two dishwashers: me and my sister.

That's what my parents use to say also.

There are the things that attract us. Could be intelligence, enthusiasm.. or even eyebrows (mmmm)
but the thing I look for can't be found. Friendship.

DANGIT!!! You stole my thunder... that was my answer...

I have to have a friend before I can hand over my heart.

Since my last fumble, I determined that THESE qualities had to come into play in anyone who'd earn the role of boyfriend:
1) Knowledge of the BEATLES
2) Compassion
3) Maturity
4) Respects me/my family/my friends/my relationship(meaning, don't go around flirting with anyone you want to, you dolt!!!)
5) Someone I won't have to explain metaphors and some vocabulary to
6) Will let me scream as loud as I can/like to when the DENVER BRONCOS are on tv(or best yet, would take me to a game and not turn red when I'm screaming for the babes in blue... )



OH!! Sense of humor... but I always seem to get that from whoever I chase after... Oh boy!! Sometimes their sense of humor is sooo great that they get a kick out of deserting me!!!

And items 1 and 6 COULD be compromised, I guess...

My last serious Girlfriend (we lived together for 3 years) used to get mightily p****d off 'cos I wouldn't let her cook.

Dragonfly I will attempt to answer your quiz.

1) Beatles, my favourites are the red ones with black spots on.
2) when required
3) become a lesbian, guys don't grow up, there toys just get more expensive.
4) awwww, flirting is fun.
5) I'm british so as long as you stick to the queens english...
6) If I can handle my flatmate watching chelsea I can handle anything sports wise.

guess I failed on Q 3, 4, 5 then ?

lol, happy!

Darnit...

maybe you could get bob to try ?

Bob has 1, 2, ummm... what's 3!??



As I told my cute friend Greg, "I'm really not looking... except maybe with my peripheral vision..."

Now I came here to help Peregrin!!!

Nicely clipped and cleaned nails are important... so I suggest you make an appointment for those talons... Tsk tsk tsk...

It's important that men show they are making an effort. But not trying too hard; that doesn't appeal at all.

Even if you can do effortlessly all the things a woman desires, you should still make some attempt to show that it isn't effortless.

OK Ladies, let's get on with the business in hand.

Lot One is Peregrin. In excellent condition. Complete with yellow and blue dressing gown and a bicycle. There's no reserve on this one, ladies, so what am I bid?

A marmalade sandwich... ? Anyone... ? A once-in-a lifetime opportunity. I'm sure you've all had him marked in the catalogue... Who's going to open the bidding... ?

Mmmm, tell me more about the bicycle.

You've had plenty of time to view the goods. Everything is fully functioning. Original legs. No castors. Are you bidding, madame, or just scratching your nose?

*rushes out to the atm to check her balance*

*rushes back in and bids the princely sum of*

£1.27

Sorry Peregrin but it is the end of the month!!!

can only girlies bid ? I mean he might make a nice prezzy ...