h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

heres the thing, when single I spend about ½ my time with beard and ½ without, and that the women I seem to attract when with beard are a lot stranger than those I attract without.

Mushtashes. Ugh. Yuk. No. No. Horrible mental picture.

Beards are ok though. To look at.....

yes but remember you are not allowed to work in a major American Themepark or a British supermarket chain if you sport a beard....

And this would be because...?

1) it scares the children 2) it is a bacteria hazard....

Sheesh. And to think I left that antisocial and unhygienic mincepies and sherry at Christmas when I was a nipper.

Ok. No muostashes and no beards. I might be prepared to allow the odd sideburn( or preferably two), though.

I thought the theme park restriction was due to Walt Disney's personal dislike of beards. Apparently, Margaret Thatcher really hated beards as well, so as far as I can see, that's two good reasons to grow one.

(I think one reason many *men* have a dislike of beards is that they can't actually grow a decent one themselves.)

I'm in my stride now. Here's an important one: Clean Fingernails! It's not too much to ask, is it?

Evidently...

And another important quality for us girls is, he has to be breathing.
Well, *most* of us.
I apologize, Emily, if you happen to come across this thread on your rounds.

That post conjures up some rather disturbing imagery.

I am clean, tidy and have short (but never bitten) finger nails.

I must admitt that i can't grow a good even beard (just don't work), but do on accasion let my stubble grow for the rough-n-ready look and the feel (lazy option). I wet shave cos I like the closness of the blade and the course feel of the re-growth....

I don't smoke (just the occasional Corona when away on business at the hotel bar)

I'm resonably well educated, I speak my mind (except where women are concered), and do not suffer fools lightly. I don't drink to excess or fight(unless pushed hard)

I am... In short... Perfect!!!! Ha ha!!!

Sid

I can't however spell too good!

Have I stumbled across the personals suddenly?

Oi, pulling blokes on h2g2 worked rather well for some of us
Hxx

A nice smile is the first thing I look for. Clean fingernails are difinatly another.

Court.

mmm, cute smile, nice big brown eyes!

Owwwwww...

Did I mention that I cook as well!

/I/ like beards... *shrug* and i don't mind dirty fingernails, as long as his hands are big and calloused. don't ask, i don't know why i like that.... *sheepish *