h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If a goes to the moon does it radio 'eweston' can you hear me and plant an 'ewenited' states flag?

are worried there is nowhere to buy their crimble pressies now Woolworths is closed.
Is it true Shepherd spies mince whilst keeping watch on their flock of

The latest horror movie to hit land screens is Shaun of the dead.

another film out - shawnshank redemption

even royalty live at Lambeth palace
guarded by army in their baa'racks

Some go to Ewe-tah to see the Osmonds.

do they catch trains at EWEston station in london

catch the train at Ewe-ston to go to Birmingham for Ewe-kule players convention where it is an ewe-topia for all George Formby fans playing with their little ewe-kule.

Some sheep are very ewe-biquitious as they can be everywhere at once.

Some sheep only travel by ewe-boat.

Sheep astronauts that travel by have found ewe-ranum on the planet ewe-ranus.

if millions of came to this country at xmas, would that be a ewe'ltide

Rams from Ramsgate are always ramming down their points of views down each others throats and when they are in a huff they ram into the wall.

ooooh rams are male - s are female

and this is the 's room

The female become very un-ewesually shy when they meet up with male ram and become very sheepish.

ewe expect me to believe that

And some of the female have been dressing up as ewe-nicorns which confuses the male by making them do ram-dom silly things.

if we have a ewe night, why not a eweday

Some who are very higly educated go to ewe-nitversity and some end up working at ewe-nipart where they have to wear ewe-niforms.

I a lament for a dead a Ewelogy?

if you go onholiday with a ewe'l get carried away

who read Harry Potter, their Patronus is the ewe-nicorn.

in outer space, must be the eweiverse

who are trade union members join Ewe-nison.

if rell lies, would ewe believe them

if tell lies, would ewe believe them