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Just enclose your check for $25 US a month and you too can become a special member or ARSE. Or, if you truly believe in the fight, send in $50 US a month and become an ARSE Gold member. With the contribution of at least $50 US a month, you will receive an "All Right, Spit Everywhere!" lisence plate frame and, if you become a Platinum member with $100 US or more, you will recieve the ARSE weekly magazine -- absolutely free.

Or you could give us no money as get your name posted

Great idea.... but me thinks you've been watching PBS WWWAAAYYYYY too much!!!!

Yes well you must understand, without you - the viewers' -, giving us financial support, quality, commercial-free h2g2 protests such as this and GIRR may not be able to stay on the internet. With just a small, monthly contribution to Pages of Protest, we can bring you more of this wonderful protesting.

Hi! Glad to take part in another protest. Fenchurch, I'm going to add a link to ARSE in order to keep you busy signing folks up.

I wish I had thought of charging people for GIRR. It might make some members angry if I started collecting now....

Hey...cummon' folks. Give a poor ex-hippie a chance! Yall start this, and I'll have to pull out my panhandling gear.....and it's quite dusty now!

Well, if you sign up for our 5-year plan, you'll get new gold-plated panhandling equipment as a thank you- from us to you

Oooh, sign me up for a life time membership. *Garibaldi is happy to had over his Gold Visa Card*

Woo-hoo! Hear that, everyone? Lifetime!! You recieve out copy of "Great Masterpieces' Les Miserable" and the soundtrack, along with all the aforementioned. POP loves you.

Wow, Lifetime membership! You recieve "Great Masterpieces' The Protests" and the soundtrack, along with all the aforementioned benefits. Garibaldi, POP loves you.

How unprofessional of POP to double-post with different messages due to h2g2 server problems...

I know. I had the same thing with my 'Bordem at Work' journal entry, funny how it happened at that time.

Woo-hoo I love Les Miserable. Oh POP is just so wonderful

Can "Les Miserables" and send me all "Nova" episodes, past and present, and you've got a deal!

With a name like ARSE it sounds more like an adult verification service to me...

Actually, when pronounced, the acronym sounds a bit like a hairlipped dog!

Oh no, children can join too, if they'd like... but wait.... I don't think that's what you were referring to

OH MY GOD !!! Please keep this forum away from Monshari o.k.?? I think Fairly Strange will agree on that...

AMEN!!!!!!!! Got to have one she hasn't found!

And please make sure RisqueTowel doesn't hear about it either.

Tsk tsk tsk, you see, this is why I keep mine AWAY.

Fenchurch, how do your forums always end up like this?