h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's amazing - the two best grovellers known to h2g2 conversing! What will become of this???

As for my page, I had a "softball Fenchurch" cartoon... I think I'll take a photo I recently got and do some whiskering...Viola! It'll be up soon.

Ahh...the days long gone when Fenchurch wasn't afraid to admit her softball/facial hair addiction......

SPIT (the old fashion kind before computers allowed us to get so graphical)

I'm not afraid!!! I'm not! I just grew so accustomed to it that I forgot some people may not know about it, that's all. I'm putting the pictures up RIGHT NOW, for your information!!!

hehe sorry I get a bit defensive about the whiskers sometimes.

personally, i think you shaved your entire head, including facial hair, and cannot admit it to anyone, least of all yourself......

NO! That's not true!! I love hair!!!! That's crazy!

Go, look at the pictures, I'just trimmed it a bit, now it's a goatee like you suggested in the first place...that's all.

ermmmm........Fenchurch...just popped over to check out these pictures you were speaking of and found that the link is bogus....it takes you nowhere.....might just be h2g2 acting up on me but thought i would check just to be sure
monsy
p.s. i am preparing for my next grovel just in case it was h2g2 and not you who messed up the link

Yes! I have seen the pic with facial hair, and I think Ms. Fenchurch is the most absolutely ravishing bearded woman I've ever had the pleasure to peruse. Therefor, I suggest we get a jump on all the other bearded females on H2G2 and announce for Fenchurch for "Ms. Bearded H2G2 2000"! What say, Fenchurch? Are you game?

I can't see it neither

No fair...

Me either......grrrr.....

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Look at the very bottom of her page.



You will soon be gazing upon bearded beatitude...

I say - I'll fix the link. Sorry about that, the beard sometimes affects my HTML skills. Monshari, no need to grovel, it was me...

And...well...err.... I don't think there are any other bearded ladies on H2G2. hmmm...

Phwoarrr...nothing warms the cockles than a women with a healthy chin of hair. As Cap'n Flashheart said, "Hello Bridesmaid, like the beard. Gives me something to hang onto...Woof!"

No other bearded ladies, eh? Then you're a shoo-in! None of that annoying competition stuff! We'll just announce, and you win! How's that for easy-come?



Just to stay on topic:


*HOOOOOOCK*
*PTOOOEY!*

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*SPLAT!*

A shoe-inn ?

My toe hurts...(and I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side)...

Hmmm...seems to me the original point to growing the whiskers was to frighten opposing batters.....instead it seems to have caused lots of heavy panting.

Oh well, any distraction will work. But no charging the mound!

I still think that people have disregarded my complaint-posting of about two days ago...I mean this IS ARSE isn't it ??????

And by the way : 'Do androids dream of electric sheep ?' I don't. Maybe Aussies do...

Yep.

*Spit*

actually towelmaster, the complaint forum is on my page....this is the allright spit everywhere page
monsy
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...and I'm still waiting for my ARSE weekly magazine....