A.R.S.E. - All Right, Spit Everywhere - Because it's
only natural.

ARSE -
isn't just an idea - it's a way of living.

It's
a way of thinking.

It
isn't about spitting - it's about our freedom.

It
isn't about being in a protest - it's about being oppressed.

Well
actually, it is about
the idea to spit and protest, but now that we've got your
attention...

Welcome
to the All Right, Spit Everywhere page of protest. If you haven't
caught on yet, we are against the editor's rule number 3 - No
Spitting. We say, why not? Spitting is a thing of style,
of grace... a versitile ability, spitting can both protect you
from someone or bring them closer. ARSE wants to bring this form
of art to H2G2. If you're not convinced,
look at the following facts.

• There are over 60,000 researchers at H2G2 alone,
  and we can assure you that each and every one of them
  have spit at least once in their lifetime - including
  the editors.

• Spitting is a good way to get bad tasting
  things out of your mouth.

• Athletes spit more often than average, and
  are paid a lot more than average. Coincidence? We think
  not.

• In old war movies, lots of people spit at
  their opponents.

Breaking News

Douglas Adams *himself* enforces spitting!!

But,
despite all the convincing evidence, the fight is far from over.
ARSE is:

Original Members: