h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Really! Are there any spaces for a part time philosopher in ARSE? I can both spit _and_ dribble.

No spitting please.

Uh, I thought spitting was the idea of ARSE.

This page has been long neglected, sorry I missed you Lance! Hello, and welcome to ARSE!

ARSE-stounding!

Heeey , This is much better!
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Fenchurc, I've been looking for you - I think I've stolen someone elses fish
It's not mine! And I can't find the owner and and and

Oh well
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-B-

Speaking of fish, any word on mine?

(clears throat)
Excuse me, but I wanted to join ARSE.
Oh, btw, my spitting page is submitted, at http://www.h2g2.com/a185618

Wow, these forums really *do* go on forever... .

What do you mean?

Hi Fenny! The Cow noticed that you forgot the U in front of our user numbers making our links inoperative.

When you get a spare minute from fighting yahoo, can you fix them please??

Thanks! You continue to ROCK!!

- X

Dude, you've been reminding me about that for the longest time now, an' I haven't done it (sorry, lazy, stupid me), an' you still think I rock? No. YOU rock.

DUDE!

Gosh Fen, my protests died out months ago

Fenny! As Minister of Public Information (or whatever I'm called) in your regime, I'd like to point out that I just noticed the links were wonky about a week ago. And *you* pay me to maintain your image in the press, so you'll always ROCK!

Of course, you rocked long before you were mayor, simply because you have such a great sense of community by making everyone fish back in the day.

- X