h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everyone go look at the H2G2 front page. Our spit has been heard!

YES! This is truly a thing to be proud of, and I'm proud to be in the company of such people when noticed. Well done, everyone .

i like to spit when i say dirty words uch as
leeds grrrrrr spit spit spit
or meen fidler grrrr spit spit spit

Glad to hear it. Err.....does that mean you'd like to join?

Uh, I can't help but admit that I only found out about ARSE after seeing its well-deserved link placed on the main page. Consequently, I can forsee many epithets hurled against me for being one of the crowd, joinging the bandwagon, et cetera (insert favorite trend-following cliche here). Nevertheless, I give my full support to and openly endorse ARSE's noble cause.

Are you kidding? We're all for people who join the bandwagon, as long as the bandwagon happens to be in our favor (your turn to put all sell-out cliches here) Welcome aboard

O.K. I've read the whole forum and, despite this, I am ready to join.

I think I may now be classed as a wrinkly as I appear to be one of the eldest researchers at 554 months (I feel so ollldddd!!)

My spitting is now done metaphorically, but they are still done with gusto.

By the way, can any of you explain to this old wrinkly how she can link pages to her home page?

Pip

yes

Oh, you're not an old wrinkly... just...aged. Like fine cheese. I'm sorry, I respect my elders. I meant wine. Really.

Welcome, you're now (in a few minutes) on the list o' people who endorse spitting.

To link things to your page, write down or copy the URL (in the top of your browser, the thing that starts with "http:// ") of the page you want to link to. Then when you're editing your page, use this:

Text to be a link.

Hope that makes sense

*takes deep breath then draws up flem from bottom of lung*

MMMPPHHHLLL!!!

*spit*

... er sorry, had to spit that out. I'd like to join please.
I have been spitting for a number of years and totally
endorse this type of behaviour. As a camel it is not
only part of my cultural upbringing but also a natural
phisiological reaction *spit*.

The Romans used to do it all the time as well (no wait a
minute that was vommiting..). Oh well *spit*. I'd still
like to *spit* join thanks [here's my Gold Amex].

I would be delighted to support the brothers of ARSE in their fight against the injustices wrought upon you by H2G2. I have placed my $100 in a small ceramic penguin, on top of the statue of Boudicea on the Strand.

I would like to draw my revolutionary brothers attention to a new struggle against oppression, MUCUS (http://www.h2g2.com/P122077). Between us, GIRR, ARSE, MUCUS, and our crypto anarchist brothers in the Slough Liberation Front, we shall liberate the people, overthrow the transport police state, and get truly loaded.

Viva La Revolución!

Think about it: you've got a bunch of nude celebrity photos; you can either blackmail the celebs and make money (my personal favorite) or you can publish them and charge exoberant sums for viewing like all the titty sites do. The latter will probably make you richer, but you lose the thrill of having the rich and famous under your thumb.

That said and done I feel that I must add my voice to those demanding our right to SPIT! I've got a mouthful of saliva right now, and it's MOST UNCOMFORTABLE! I feel the urge to SPIT IT OUT, and RELIEVE the pressure of swallowing it down again and again!

I learned to spit as a child, and developed many forms- from the standard *ptoooy* between pursed lips, to the fancy between the teeth *skitt*, to the deep and satisfying up-from-the-lungs tobacco lugie hock. *sigh* It is, indeed, a great and fine art, a natural human function, and just as much a right as breathing, relieving oneself, or wanking the old willy.


Why, I would even join ARSE, if I didn't have to give you twits money!

The CIAO-ACCATHJAY activists would like to add their rallying cry to the growing fugue.

Freedom! Solidarity! Holism!

(http://www.h2g2.com/P132166)

I would like to contribute a CoMpLaInT for a change :

I would hereby like to complain about the idiots claiming that their hardware is Plug and Play compatible with the most popular operatingsystems(like windows maybe..?).

YEAH, you mean Plug 'n PRAY you pricks ! I propose that from now on all manufacturers can be held personally responsible for ANY problems that still occur despite their solemn word to the contrary. It might be a great idea to reinstate physical punishment for this crime !

I think bloody Bill Guts is watching me anyway because Windows completely crashed while I was writing this message, I suspect a conspiracy.

If there's anything the world can do without it's an IT-amateur ! Especially when he/she is charging you money.

Dear Sir (not TwoelMaster, the sir before him);

I do protest. ARSE is not a scam to get money from unsuspecting fellow protestors. I stated clearly in the first forum entry entitles "yes, I wil join the fight....today" that anyone may join without paying, and that if you choose to support POP you get really nifty gifts.

ARSE isn't about money. I am aware of your spitting versitility, but were you aware that spitting was not allowed in h2g2? THAT's the cause. THAT'S what we're fighting.

Spitting ability, knowledge, etc. is not the issure. I, myself, am an underacheiver in the spitting field, but I chose to found ARSE.

-Fenchurch M. Mercury

Dear Mr. Mercury (any relation?),

I realize that spitting is banned here in H2G2, and I find it to be an abominable imposistion on our rights as human beings! Hence my support of your cause!

However, anybody not willing to take a sucker for all they're worth, given the oppourtunity is either a mindless ideologue- probably willing to impose some sort of totalitarian regime where spitting is mandantory or something equally as repressive as the current rule- or a bald-faced liar! If you are the latter, bravo! You are doing well!

If the former, all I can say is, "Come the revolution, comrade!"

pppsssstttt!!!!....Baron....hate to mention this but ermmmm....Fenchurch, well Fenchurch is a girl not a guy

Yes, despite your truly moving speech, I fear you will have to grovel and beg my forgivness for calling me "Mr." before you will be admitted. It's only unfair. If you're not familiar with proper grovelling etiquette, consult my good friend Monshari .

Is it the name? I though Fenchurch was somewhat straightforward concerning gender, even to someone who was not familiar with the 'blessed text'. Do I not conduct myself in a feminine manner? It's the spitting, isn't it? Oh well.

Perhaps your facial hair has been speaking for you....

You know what, I completely forgot about my facial hair. That's right. Maybe I should remove it while not attending to softball type things. Guys, it's just stick on, see.... uhhh.... it is stick on, right...??