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Rimmers quarters#168
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 19, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) enters*
*No-one notices*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 19, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) carefully hides items for the remote part of his new cabin security system*
*Extracts mini sewing machine from body cavity and sews up the bottoms of Rimmer's neatly folded pyjama trousers then does the same with the jacket cuffs (making sure that the sewing lines perfectly match the existing hemming.*
*Replaces pyjamas exactly as they were.*
*Leaves Rimmer's cabin*
Rimmers quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 20, 2003
*enters*
*notices tire tracks from a skutter, looks in his closet, notices the attack upon his clothing, then thinks "Scutter 1 (mod) 
"*
How fortunate I dont use these clothes seeing as I AM A HOLOGRAM!
Rimmers quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 23, 2003
*hopes that all has noticed the new change to the front page*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 23, 2003
Fine, dont get you nipple nuts in a twist.
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 24, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) enters*
*No-one notices*
*Releases 
*
*Leaves*
Rimmers quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 25, 2003
*releases a holo-basilisk, the spiders run away and Rimmer turns off the basilisk*
Rimmers quarters#168
[...] Posted May 1, 2003
*Marches into room*
Holly, change my clothes, please..
*Clothes change into PJs*
Oh, and Holly don't forget to wake me in morning..
*goes to sleep on bunk*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 2, 2003
*marches in*
Excuse me thats my bunk.
Rimmers quarters#168
[...] Posted May 2, 2003
*zzzzzz...*
*wakes up*
Ah! Morning Arn!
*Starts star jumps*
do-do-do dooo doo do di-di di doo...
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted May 2, 2003
Now to see if that skutter has begun the paint work...
*marches out*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 2, 2003
*Rimmer watches duplicate him march out the door*
Hmmm.
Holly, does he have accesc to all my memories from after the accident too?
Holly: Yes Arnold
Hmm...
*goes to main hangar*
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted May 3, 2003
*marches in, clothes change... gets into bed and goes to sleep...*
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted May 3, 2003
*alarm sounds*
OFF!
Holly change of clothes please..,
and Rimmer 2 jogs out of quarters..*
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