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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Aug 10, 2003
If that smegger is doing this to try to make you stop the redecorateing
then I'll create a 'budget cutback' in his power supply.
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 10, 2003
Chill out... I'm sure this is probably just the start of another zany adventure...
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[...] Posted Aug 10, 2003
V/O: Yes EE?
As for Thamina, he has proved he is mad if he cuts the out the thing that is jholding everything together on the ship.
Life support, gravity, electricity...
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 10, 2003
*gets nervous, thus losing control of her morphing abilities*
*accidentaly turns into a parrot*
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 10, 2003
Oh dear oh dear
*accidentally morphs into a potplant*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Aug 10, 2003
EE why have you turned into a polymorph.
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 10, 2003
I've always been able to morph into a metallic version of something else, but I tend to stick to being a woman or an elevator...
*tries to calm down*
*is an elevator again*
I was getting a bit panicky back then, and kept changing without meaning to 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 10, 2003
*grimaces*
Here we go again 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 10, 2003
*grimaces*
Here we go again
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 10, 2003
*Bob looks around at the new decor, cringes and leaves*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 10, 2003
*Bob (aka (Skutter 1) enters*
*No-one notices*
*Masks off windows and all equipment display screens*
*Spray paints entire Bridge (including Laura Ashley curtains and vase of flowers) back to grey*
*Steps back to admire a good job, well done*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 10, 2003
*Removes masking from windows and display screens*
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 11, 2003
BOB!!!!!! ARGH! ALL THAT TIME SPENT AND....
*sighs*
Skutters...
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 11, 2003
Holly.
EE.
Anyone.
Do you know how to KILL A SCUTTER 
!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 11, 2003
We can but try.
*looks around*
MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE!
*sob*
It was so lovely...
We need to do something with that skutter... I tells ye... 
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- 1552: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Aug 10, 2003)
- 1553: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Aug 10, 2003)
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- 1557: Existential Elevator (Aug 11, 2003)
- 1558: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Aug 11, 2003)
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