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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
Only one way to find out
*Launches probe*
Tick tock, tick tock.....
PROBE TELEMETRY:
ANALYSIS OF OBJECT CAUGHT IN MINING SCOOP
Mostly similar to Earth type moon rock.
High possibility this is a very large asteroid.
ADDITIONAL:
Do we know anyone in the novelty shaped asteroid business?
ADDITIONAL ADDITIONAL
By the way, it has a hollow interior with a Nitrogen/Oxygen atmosphere.
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[...] Posted Aug 7, 2003
I once knew a spectrum that worked for the novelty asteroid company...
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
See, I do read the b/log
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
So, what about this asteroid?
My vote is to switch on the automatic mining gear, the blow the thing up and process the rocks.
At least it will give the mining gear something to do.
Yes/no?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 7, 2003
*picks up a paint brush*
So, purple it is.
No glitter.
*sigh*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 7, 2003
*picks up a paint brush*
So, purple it is.
No glitter.
*sigh*
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 8, 2003
No glitter! *sulks*
How am I supposed to look glam without glitter<?> 
How about a futuristic black and silver combo... the walls black with silver tiles around Holly's screen, framed with a glittery black, no, pink feather boa<?> 
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Aug 8, 2003
Skut, don't blow it to bits yet. Bring it into the mining gear, extract the oxygen, the blow it up.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Aug 8, 2003
And if you call me mad I'll do some severe rewireing on you.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 8, 2003
*agrees with EE, gets out paintbrush*
*whistles*
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[...] Posted Aug 8, 2003
The futuristic combo should work...
You have to think of the guys that live here aswell you know!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 8, 2003
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Guys don't like purple?
That would explain a lot.
*paints silver*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 8, 2003
Do you?
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 8, 2003
I don't like purple.
*awaits impending jokes about being a man*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 8, 2003
Dont
like
purple?
*struggles to breathe*
But
it's
so
purple!
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