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Post 1561

[...]

*ship shudders*

*not quite essential as essential systems go down*


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Post 1562

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*sigh*

All this.... ruined... and now a darn shudderance. Holly, whats going on?


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Post 1563

[...]

Erm... 13:37 Listy.


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Post 1564

Existential Elevator

I take it his speech recognition is out...

*thinks*

What time is it, Holly<?>


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Post 1565

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*nods sagely*


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Post 1566

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

I assume you're an almost, but not entirely, essential system then Hol?


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Post 1567

[...]

Well, Lou... An esential system wouyld be the oxygen... gravity... the one making holding all systems together in interlocking wiring....


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Post 1568

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*nods*

But you seem to have *gone down*...
*deep breath*
So, whats going on then Hol?


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Post 1569

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Hol?


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Post 1570

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Hol?


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Post 1571

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What d'you mean gone down?

You being able to what was going on if that asteroid wasn't still stuck...


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Post 1572

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

...

Yes.

Asteroid...

Oh.

Where?


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Post 1573

[...]

It's clogged in the front of the ship...

But I suggest you don't move it as I don't want you to panic...


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Post 1574

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*reads blog*

Oh, that asteroid.

Of course.

What are we doing then - blowing it up or extracting the O2?


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Post 1575

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Nicely simulposted.


Me?


Panic?

Whatever gave you that idea..

what do YOU think we should do?


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Post 1576

[...]

Not move the asteroid for your own comfort...

Hang on... got to power a few more systems down...


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Post 1577

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

So... leave it there?

Or mine it?


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Post 1578

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Hol - you decide.

Off out...

I trust you.


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Post 1579

[...]

For everybody's mental health, leave it...


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Post 1580

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Why.


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