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[...] Posted Aug 7, 2003
*glue makes wind mills slide off onto floor*
*ship shakes*
Get those smegging travel stickers off me!
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[...] Posted Aug 7, 2003
Besides the room's going to be decorated by Listy and EE...
*ship collides into something and exploions hit*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
*P++++d off at duff Superglue*
*Squirts remainder of tube into the back of Holly's viewscreen then sticks
VISIT HOLLAND - LAND OF TULIPS AND WINDMILLS
sticker in middle of screen*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 7, 2003
*is still walking towards the cargo bay...*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 7, 2003
*the sound of a motortrolley can be heard outside along with bashes and random female cursing*
*lou appears with lots of paint, puts it on the floor and walks out*
*this repeats*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
*Looks on in horror*
*Heads for Cargo Bay*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 7, 2003
*notices scutter*
Bob mate, you could give us a ... oh fine.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 7, 2003
*lou finishes*
*looks around*
So, Hol, what colours do you think would be nice?
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
*Bob (aka (Skutter 1) enters*
*No-one notices*
*Looks at all of the decorating stuff on Lou's trolley*
*Glitter paint*
*Laura Ashley material*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Aug 7, 2003
But Hol, you've got the brains
And it needs to go with your eyes
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
Brown-noser!
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
*Meanwhile back at the collision -
*Bob has a look out of the forward bridge window*
There is something massive caught up in the mining scoop.
From here, it looks looks like an asteroid sized dinosaur!
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
Hard to tell from here. Take your pick
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Aug 7, 2003
But also more interesting.....
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