h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*incrudulous look* /Me/ not tick /him/ off? Excuse me?

Haha I warned him too of you. He read our little duel where you cracked me in the head.

I sure hope you did. He's cocky tho! very cocky for a newbie. I'm like "get down and stay down ...! But he won't do it. (Just kidding, HDS. I'm just not exactly used to getting this much resistance from a newbie. Good on ya, ne? )

*HDS flips back, going with the kick. HDS jumps forward and kicks Jade in the gut. He then leaps several meters back.*

*Mystrunner speeds behind HDS's form, avoiding Craxus's blow. Using HDS's own momentum, he grabs him, spins him about, and flings him at Craxus's unsheathed blades.*

*HDS headbuts Mystrunner hard with his armored helm. Right before HDS would have been skeewered on Craxus's blades, HDS leaps up to the ceiling and lands. He then jumps off of the ceiling and slashes at Mystrunner's chest with his blades.*

Myst, have you checked up on the end of the HDS/Craxus duel? he ended it, and then I had to fix a small problem that erupted from Craxus's manner of ending the battle. really neat stuff

Ya you should see our ending battle. BTW I'm in San Fran On vacation im in a sony place i forgot what's it is called but its pretty neat and they have access to INTERNET!!! HAHA.

*Craxus runs up behind Myst and force pushs him.*

*There is a crack as the force push rebounds off of Myst's mental wall. Mystrunner spins about, and plants a two-handed blow into Craxus's chest.*

*While Myst is pre-occupied with Craxus, HDS backhands him roughly with his right armored gauntlet.*

*Mystrunner takes the blow, and flips backwards, his feet connecting with HDS's chin*

*HDS stumbles back a meter or so and then balances himself.*

I'v got some Dementor in me , let's see how you all do without your good feelings.

I know Myst knows what I'm talking about, if any of you don't, just ask either one of us could explain it.

*The ambient light dims only alittle and everyone present (except HDS because he is the one draining the happy and good thoughts and feelings) is fully drained of their good and happy thoughts and feelings.*

*Craxus watchs as HDS is fully draining their good and happy thoughts and feelings. Craxus sheaths his two khukuri's and takes out from the back sheath Glamdring. Glamdring shimmers a slight blue, since its been modified for additional purposes. Craxus begins to become a blur to the human and elvish eyes.*

Time to Die!

*Craxus swipes Glamdring down at Myst.*

*While HDS continuis draining happy stuff, he sheaths the Twins and got out Aeglos, the spearlike glaive of Gil-Galad. It shown like the sun. HDS poised the great glaive to sweep it right through the first to challange him.*

*Mystrunner's roundhouse lifts the blur back into the air.*

Happy thoughts... pfft. What is this, Peter Pan?

Trust me you don't want to get me mad

*Craxus does a round house kick at Myst then swings Glamdring counter attack Myst.*

*The air seems to thicken around Craxus as Mystrunner's hands sweep about, grab Craxus's leg, and twist. He spins in the air, and Mystrunner's arms connect with a jarring impact with Craxus's wrists, sending glamdring flying.*

*The air seems to thin out around Mystrunner, and then the air seems to not be there. Because it is, in fact, not there. HDS had used the extra energy from his Dementor drain to focus on the air molocules around Mystrunner's head and yank them away.*

I'd ask you how vacuum smells, but you couldn't hear me anyway.

*Mystrunner slips his face-mask on. The hiss of oxygen becomes apparent.*

Right.

*Mystrunner's form bends in an uncomfortable manner, and blazes into light. From within the brilliance can be seen a winged figure, wearing a white cloak, and carrying two brilliant katanas.*

~I Am A Wereangel...~

*The dementor powers fade like the memory of snow on a summer's day.*

And I am the Shadow of Eru!

*HDS's armor disapears and there is in it's place golden and silver transulcent armor with bright tenticles of light arching out from his back, and there is bright blue webbing energy in between them (like Tyrial in Diablo II) and you can half see through the armor pure black. And as thought to off set the incredible brilliance around HDS, after several meters there is near complete darkness, battling to overcome the shining brilliance of Mystrunner.*

*HDS summons to his hand an etherial sword that has golden glowing runes every square millimeter of its blade. In his other hand he holds a disk of bright green energy, which is both shield and weapon.*

Now you see why the Noldor called me Morgil!

~And Yet You Were Thrown From This World. A Task Easily Repeated. However, I Grow Tired Of This Match. One-Upping Annoys Me.~