h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Y.S., who has been lurking in a shadowed corner steps out when Mystrunner seems to be in peril*

Watch yourself, love. I dig scars, but still...

Nice butt kicking, Jade!

Thanks Yank-babes.

Anyway, where were we?

*She throws a snap kick at HDS's temple*

See, everyone's giving Myst play and no one's hitting on the girl. Or at. Heh.

*Mystrunner jumps as HDS spins lightly to one side from Jade's kick. As Craxus's blades fly under him, he lands heavily on Craxus's wrists, making a noise like a bag of skittles being hit with an iron pole.*

He won't be getting much use out of those for this bouth, methinks...

*Jade redoubles on HDS, grabbing him by the scruff of his neck before he can hit the ground. She rams him up agianst a convenient wall and holds him there, unsheathing one of her elvish blades. She whips it across his left cheek in an "x" pattenr, which should give him a nice attractive Kenshin-esque scar. She releases him, jumps back slightly, and then kicks him in the gut, causing him to double over in pain, and probably shock.*

*HDS pushes himself off of the wall, hitting Jade with his back. when they land HDS jumps up in the air and lands on the cieling, he looks down at Jade and Craxus and Mystrunner. HDS removes his helm and examines the 'X' scratched into the black paint*

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find the right touch-up paint for scratches like this?

*HDS jams the helm back over his light blue skinned, blue-black haired, glowing red eyed head*

*Craxus begins to become a blur and comes up and punchs Jade in the gut. Craxus then moves back to HDS to give him some support.*

*The punch hits, and hard. Jade falls to her knees, grabbing her middrif and gasping for air. (Apparently the punch knocked the wind out of her.)*

Ow...

*She stands once more and frowns deeply. A bright green nimbus springs to life on and around Jade, transforming her face into a mask of terror-inducing beauty.*

*When she speaks, her voice is twisted odly with an bass echo.**

You shall pay for that, Herald of Galdriel...

You like my title now

*Craxus does a leg sweep on Jade.*

*She jumps upwar and dodges the legsweep*

Yes, it's very nice. I assume you've seen the film then? Wasn't it just brilliant...?

I loved it. Oh and btw can we use like powers or we just doing a melee battle?

I'm all right with powers so long as they're used fairly. And no healing. That just defeats the whole purpose of this type of battle.

Ok you got that HDS no healing :P

*Craxus force pushs Jade to the wall.*

*The silk binds on her hair come loose and fall off, and her hair flies freely about her face as she is pushed against the wall.*

Are you pinning me then?

*Craxus raises an eye brow weirdly at Jade.*

You said you force pushed me against the wall. Am I pinned there, or may I try another attack on you? Oh, and the hair thing was just for effect: forgive me, I've been watching too much anime of late.

*Craxus suddenly finds himself on the ground, sprawling, with Mystrunner helping Jade up.*

Force powers... huh.

*Craxus vanishs for a second and appears next to HDS.*

Let's make this room a little bit bigger, but still a dojo. Trust me you will want it pretty huge.

*Allows herself to be rightd by Myst.*

Thank you.

Consider it done. This room is now... Erm. Really really big. Yes. But still a dojo. Yes.

Thank you m'lady.

*Craxus holds his hand up and you see sparks begin to form around his hands. All of the sudden force lightning comes out of his hand towards Jade.*

Force lightning... How 1983...

*Jade raises her hand and catches the lightening that Craxus hurled at her, pressing them into a ball and throwing them back in the general direction or Craxus*

I'm done for the evening, kids. I got a PS2 that needs some attention.