h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Craxus performs a round house kick (A kick over the back aiming at the head.)*

Erm, darling? I happen to be taking tae kwon do right now (the form of martial arts /with/ roundhouse kicks in,) and what you're discribing is a back hook-kick. An easily made mistake though. *sarcasm* And I /suppose/ I can forgive you for it.

*The kick hits JJ squarely in the jaw, and something goes crack. She reels back slightly, but keeps her feet, and then spits out a bit of blood onto the reed floor. She masages her jaw with ehr left hand.*

Owww... *She aims an axe kick (a sort of kick where you keepyour leg straight, and kick directly up, hitting the target with the heel of your foot, hard) at his head.*

*Craxus gets hit with the kick. Falling backwards bleeding from the forehead. Landing on the ground he looks up at Jedi Jade and does a leg swipe.*

*The kick connects with Mystrunner's palm, who is suddenly between the two, and stops there. Craxus slowly lowers his leg.*

I think that's good enough. We don't need to spill too much blood. My vote is

What do you think JJ?

*She wipes away a bit of blood from her mouth with the back of her hand.*

He's good. Very good. *in undertones* And if you don't let him in after letting me play with him, I'm going to have to kick /you/ in the head.

*She smiles again, all pretense of threatening undertones gone. She dusts herself off and then offers her hand to Craxus, who is currently bleeding on the floor.*

Come on then, Craxy. We need to go get cleaned up.

*Craxus stands up from the floor. While wiping the blood from his forehead.*

You are very good competition JJ. I thank you for this small duel.

*Offers his bleeding hand to JJ for a handshake.*

*Takes his had and shakes it, but gently, as it's bleeding and she doesn't want to hurt him. (At least not unintentionally. )*

Right, that was a decent spot of fighting.

Now! Shall I take you back to my dining room and get you smashed?

(I don't drink much myself, tends to do it for me most of the time. )

Certainly, it will help dull the pain.

*Follows Jadie.*

Oh, it's "Jadie" now, is it? My sister calls me that...

<ooc Well you call me Craxy. I don't mind that name i just needed to call ya something better than Jedi Jade.

Jadie works quite well, actually. I think it's cute in that anime-ish sort of way, demo? But anyway, yeah, I tend to give people nicknames. It's a bit of a bad habbit, but usually people don;t mind terribly. Oh, and for the record, the only reason that I've kept the "Jedi" bit of my title is because people have a general tendancy to call me "JJ." I keep wanting to change it, but then I get lazy, and well, you understahd how that sort of thing goes. Maybe I'll change it today. ...if I get to it, that is...

I dont mind it that you call me Craxy. Wanna hear something funny? Well I play some what some MMORPG's (Massively Mulitplayer Online Roleplaying Game) And most my characters names are Crax and Craxus. So the people who know me well call me Craxy. So i don't mind if you call me Craxy.

Sweet! Well it's Craxy forever then.

Good

*Seeing that no-one's around to ask permission of, Euan wanders in.
He starts doing some stretches*

*Walks in starts cracking his neck in many different ways.*

Ahhh hello Euan

Good day, Mr Craxus.

Just doing some exercises. I was going to do some archery work later.

And you?

If you're going to work on your archery I would ask you to go to the Archery Range out back. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F104936?thread=230259&post=2709792#p2709792 His Divine Shadow and I are about to have a duel, and I'd rather like to use this room.

*Slides out of the shadows.*

This I have to see.

*calls after him*

It's not all that spectacular, really...! Ehhh. too late.