h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehehehehe...

*She grins, as this was exactly what she was hoping for.*

*She brings her right hand way back, and then brings it to contact with his left cheek. Her hand leaves a red mark, and sends him slightly reeling. She uses his stupour to step in, grab his right hand with both of hers, and flip him judo style over her back and onto the floor, spread-eagled.*

*She jumps slightly back.*

I think that this might be a good time for me to say something like booya, grandma.

I type at 100 words per minute. Just at the time Mystrunner and I were working on some poetry crap for a class.

I;m certain you do. But anyway, Are you going to fight back or no? I just smacked you, you know.

Nice for a Jedi.

*In a smooth motion he lept from his back on to his feet.*

Very good.

*Craxus moves so fast that he becomes a blur and rushs in and does leg sweep on Jedi Jade. She falls and he picks her up by the shoulders, and throws her 5 meters through a pillar. She falls on the ground.*

*Tosses aside all pretense now that he has thrown her through a wall, and damaged her house.*

*She stands and dusts herself off.*

Right then.

*She leaps at him and aims a spinning jump kick at his cranuim. (A sickening crack can be heard.) She then switches the kick to a high roung, which hits him in the chect. He is knockes to the floor.*

Mess up my dojo, will you...?

*She flexes her fingers.*

Right then, boyos, I'm off for the day, I have to go to work. See ya tomorrow Craxy. Tell Myst I said bye for the day, ya?

Thankgod Elvish Forged Imperial Plasteel, given to me by my old master. God my ******* head.

<ooc BRB (be right back) going ot my home comp.

Make sure you check with continuity... try not to make contact, rather letting the opponent decide. All in good form...

In all truth, Myst, I said just plain screw it to continuity, as it kind of got dusted two or three posts into this battle anyway. Usually you can see death shining in my eyes when continuity is compromised, but Craxus and I are being civil enough to eachother in this battle that I honetsly haven't worried about it all too much.

Carry on, then. Don't let me get in the way.

If either of us start getting particularly nasty, you can always smack us ooc or something. I trust your judgement. But as for now we've only been doing one hit at a time. (Farther on I might try some combo kicks on "oor defenseles" Craxy, but up until then, /yeah/. You get my insescant ranting, right...? Oh, and Craxy. Maye your move, yo. I'm waitin' on you, kid.

sorry for breaking the rules i guess. I'm still getting use to them. Well now back to fight?

*Craxus staggers a bit from being kicked in the head.*

Ouchie.

*Craxus moves into a offensive position. At the blink of an eye he swings his hood over his head and in milli seconds you he is gone. Invisblie Craxus moves over to Jedi Jade.*

Bad form, that. Oh, and by the by, I'm an elf, you daft , I can hear you.

*Jade walks calmly away from the sounds of Craxus's feet hitting the floor, to the wall, where, for whatever reason, there is a bag of flour. She picks it up, rips it open and stands ready for Craxus to rush her, or whatever it is that he's planning on doing.*

*Craxus seeing the bag, pulls out an elvish dagger. Casting the dagger at the flour bag.*

*The bag of flour explodes, coating Craxu's invisible form (and JJ's visible one,) with a thin coating of white. JJ drops the dagger-peirced bag to the floor and grins at Craxus.*

Yes, so I could hear you, and now I can see you. Now what, exactly, are you going to do?

They rock. http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/

*Craxus takes off the hood of his cloak.*

Not fair...

*Craxus moves up to Jedi Jade getting in position to chop her in the throat and punch her in the stomach.*

Nice use of continuity I bet Myst is proud.

*She raises an eyebrow and watches Craxus with growing interest.*

You look quite nice under that cloak of yours, you know. Oh, and are you going to try and strike at me, or simply stand there in a stance?

*She puts both of her hands in front of her and slightly up, in a defensive pose.*

thankyou.

*Craxus wipes out 2 steel batons. Rushs at Jedi Jade moving at incredible speeds.*

*JJ sidesteps him lithely and taps him on the back.*

I'm over here. *wave* Hi.