h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"No one can tell you what to think,
And if you think that's true then you're a clown."
Divine Comedy, 'Dumb It Down'

Relating back to Luckstars entry yesterday...that Men In Black quote was going round my head all day the other day, weird! I'm in Sri Lanka and you're in England...a psychic connection is born...maybe!

Hello again a1MTW, couldn't keep away huh?


k

er...I'm not in England, I'm in Luxembourg!!!

not many tidal waves about these parts, I have to say.

"If you don't earn any 'scratch' you'll end up with a pretty big 'itch'!"
~Valerie J. Field, Ch.T.~

Say "What" again.... I dare you.... I double dare you....



Bassman

"WHAT"

"Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die."
~bartendar in the new show:'Push Nevada'~

i cannot believe this thread is still alive.
congraduations, people.

"I hate me"
-sent by me in a recent IM.

peace.

The guy that said "What" had just been shot! You wouldn't want that would you Pan?



Bassman

Hey Pandora, if that quote is about what I think it's about - and if the show was made within the past two years - then that joke is a complete steal from Mr Garrison in the South Park movie. Of all the nerve!

"You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologise."

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
(Woody Allen)

Well, Basser's, I do like shots of some types.
Oooo and really good pain killers when I'm in really bad pain.

And Mr Legion...Since 'Push Nevada' was only the second show of the season...I guess 'they' ripped off whomever said it before. But, isn't there always a but? But, what words could EVER be placed together these dazzze that ain't been said before?!

"I was just wondering if you've ever had your head twisted."-from the book The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson.

"F*** it dude, let's go bowlin'."- Walter, The Big Lebowski.

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."-Mr Nicholson, The Shining.

"in a previous book I gave away the combination to my bicycle lock.....obviously the kind of people that read my books aren't the kind of people that steal byclcyles.......unfortunately, it was stolen.....my new combination is 4167" - Richard Dawkins.

The quote about bleeding for seven days and not dying was said many years ago by a famous mysonogist (my dictionary is to far away) who's name escapes me right now- it certainly didn't start with South Park

Just seen 1MTWs Big Lebowski quote

In repsonse to a strike "Jesus"
*points to name tag marked 'Jesus' "It's heyzeus!"

Liam.

"It's not the way you wear your hair, it's what's inside your head."- Henry Rollins

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
- Ambrose Bierce

"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."
- Steven Wright

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
- Mae West

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde

Ooohhh Wilde...

"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is by far the best one"

"The existence of woman is the triumph of matter over mind, the existence of man is the triumph of mind over morals."

"In matters of grave importance, it's style not sincerity that counts."

er, that should be:

"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is by far the best end for one"