h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."-Groucho Marx

"I allways keep a flask of whiskey handy in case I see a snake,
which I also keep handy."-W.C.Fields

"MACBETH!"-Blackadder III

"Baaa!"
Blackadder Goes Fourth

Does anyone know (someone who has bought the book of the scripts, for instance) what the actual words the actors chant after every 'Macbeth' are?

B

This one?

'Hot potato, off his drawers, pluck to make amends. (pinch each others noses) Aaahh!'

praise be to google

From

Blackadder III
Episode 4 - "Sense and Senility"

Liam.

Well, that's what I thought they said. But it still doesn't make a lot of sense.

B

"I didn't do it!! And incase I did, it was an accedent!"
~Me, my entire life~
~look for my book this time next year titled: Some People Have One Of Those Days, I Have One Of Those Lives.~
~Me, as I'm dealing with Publishers now~...*jumps for joy...stiil, she wonders..."whos' joy?!?"
~also from my book~

But me no Buts (Henry Fielding)

Hard to argue with that I have always found

"Her room's just the way she left it. Up the stairs, first door on the left."
'Silence of the Lambs'

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I would have become a Christian if I'd ever actally met one

- Gandhi

As per my name as it stands at the moment:

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" ... MP& the HG ... although to be fair, the whole film just makes me wet myself ...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. --Albert Einstein

"I've been chewing this rug for an hour and I still don't feel like a lesbian."

Cartman



Bassman

Oooh, quotes...

"Sure, let's live today, let's live tomorrow and let's live the day after that - even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Trigun

"If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be
destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh!!"
– chrono trigger


And a bunch of Terry Pratchett quotes just cos i love the Discworld so much ^_- :

"Human mind was like a compass. No matter how much you shook it up, no matter what happened to it, sooner or later it'd carry on pointing the same way."

"Humans are always slightly lost. It's a basic characteristic. It explains a lot about them."

"It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong."

"You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage."

"The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy."

I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.
Mark Twain

one of my favorites of einstein>imagination is more important than intelligence. one of mine>act rather than react

"Are you sure you´re not Elvish? You look a bit Elvish to me"
took me ages to get that one when I first read it and when I finally did, I laughed just as hard at me being stoopid as at the joke.
cheers ismarah

'Can't rain all the time...'

Eric Draven in The Crow

"All the argument in the world could not change the fact that if you build the foundation of your logic upon guesswork, then your conclusions will be guesswork also." Orson Scott Card

Dont Smoke and Die Skin up get high.

From the Toilet Door