h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"to swing or not to swing? Swing!" - George in George of the Jungle

"I cannot smoke those; they make me deaf" - Carry On Spying. Always cracks me up

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous -
Almost, at times, the Fool.

T.S. Eliot

I like;Be careful what you wish for,you just might get it.

I think I posted this one many, many months ago but not sure- anyway "Take it easy, if it's easy, take it twice!" my brother. Here's another. "Love, or what you will" Evelyn Waugh K

I would have to say my favorite quote was the declaration Oppeheimer made after the nuclear bombings in Japan...

"I have become Shiva, bringer of Death."

My favorite non-depressing quote would be:

"When you strike at a king, you must kill him." (Emerson)

"A university exists to seek the meaning of life by the persuit of scholarship" Tom Stoppard

"Get YOU and your matching shoes." I overheard a bloke say this the other day.

You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then
I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the
terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve
them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and
unfairness of the universe.
Marcus, Babylon 5


Incog.

"We look for things. Things to make us go."

Some aliens in an episode of Star Trek: TNG.

The power of love needs to replace the love of power

very nice....

Thanks.

"mmm... love"
-myself, right now.

The ark was built by ametuers, the titanic by professionals

"Don´t torture yourself, Gomez. That´s my job." Morticia (Anjelica Houston) from Addams Family...
I live my (love)life like that
cheers ismarah

I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-Doug McLeod

...or Bill Hicks' version, commenting on the fact that the Popemobile is bulletproof

"Now /there's/ faith in action"

Phil

What a fine persecution – to be kept intrigued without ever quite being enlightened. – Tom Stoppard- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

"Bank!"
Paul Merton

My since grown daughter who was asked at ten why she didn't wear knickers under her night dress. 'Daaad! Night time is the only chance I get to air out my crotch!'