h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Fires TD cannon at CGE's and disables that ship*

Launch all fighters!
*a wave of A,B,E,Y and X-wing fighters steaks towards the CGE fleet*

*White Star 9 roars out of the nearest jump point*

White Star 9 ready for battle, fire forward disrupters

*a flash of silver light and the UltimusGrand appears after spending a day in the other dimension upgrading the ship*

i now have dual molecular cutters hahahaha

ready to fire on your orders

*the X and Y wings rush towards the enemy, at the last moment they pull out. The other ships hiding in the drive glow launch their missiles*

Launch all fighters

Fire all weapons at any targets in range

*Suddenly 80 Imperial modified Centauri Quad arrays begin spitting out their high energy plasma at very high rates of fire (like 900 shots per minute). Explosions blossem all over several CGE capital ships, some buckle under the fire. The damaged ships that don't imediatly die are taken out by the Shadow cutters.*

*HDS's fighters, bombrs, and gunships begin to sweep a path through the melee and start pounding at a group of CGE Carriers.*

*Tucks WS9 in behind HDS and begins to pick off the stragglers*

order the rear third's Dovin Basels to cover Reefgirl as well.

*Several CGE missiles dissapear into micr-singularities opened and then closed by the Dovin Basels*

*Mean while the fighters, bombers, and gunships explode out of the carrier formation as several of the damaged ships colide and explode, others are heavily damaged by the explosions and some get off with dents and dings and begin to chase after the fighters. The fighters, flying in a "v" wind into a cruiser formation and begin working on the engines, while the gunships fly "on the deck" to avoid anti-fighter fire and take out many anti-ship guns with their Vree anti-matter pulse cannons, the bombers fire missiles into the ships magazines.*

*The CGE carriers arrive and begin to disgourge thier remaining fightters as they take off out of the cruiser formation. All CGE ships in the area are taken out by a parting gift from one of the bombers, a seismic mine (episode II, those cool mines that made the guitar string pluck noise when they exploded ans killed several killometers of asteroids). The wave sweeps through the cruisers and carriers, smashing them to pieces*

* Craxus stands aboard his bridge watching with pride as the DISF and the Terranian Army rip the CGE to shreds. But the battle isnt over yet. Craxus addresses his weapons officer.*

Fire all PM-6 Star Arrow smart anti-ship missiles

*As soon as Craxus finished up his sentence a barrage of missile erupt out of ship striking down many CGE forces.*

the UltimusGrand flies down the middle of two CGE cruisers firing nano missles and molecular cutters crippiling their propulsion and sheilds

What in space is going on?

Story: Big fight, Terrans ridiculously outnumbered, Terran Commander demanded cake or everyone would be executed, Werekitty offered to help stop this by paying low ranking vogons to inform the commander that the terrans are helpless, predictably the commander comes forth to gloat and is captured. Vogons release captured vorlons then scarper to avoid retribution from said vorlons. Billions of nanobots attack who can replicate from any material.




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what is the cge?

What a great jaunt it would be to look at <./>A820180</.>!

DISF? Please respond!

whats cge?

"Current Galatic Empire, Imperials....

*Rear Admiral Craxus turns toward his comms officer and weapons officer*

Craxus: Tell the mobile suits to go into Beta Formation, for we are going to fire the main batterys.

*The officers do so...moments later PM-6L Strategic Star Arrow smart anti-ship missiles (extended range variant), PM-6 Star Arrow smart anti-ship missiles, as well as 25 of the 50 photon cannons, and the 7 high energy blast lances begin to bombared all the CGE forces.*

Mr. Vogons, I suggest you don't show your forces towards my ship!

*Heffron prepares its turbolasers for barrage and the ion cannons are charging up for artillery bombardment*

Fire the Earth Force particle beam cannon

*The Earth Force particle beam cannon (which can wipe out an area of about 1,245 kilometers) lances out into the main CGE formation, striking down no less than 15 heavy battleships*

Goody gumdrops!

*The Divine Light now fires its death ray again, followed by quad array salvos and Shadow cutters to finish off what got damaged but not destroyed. Mean while the fighters, bombers, and gunships are still causing many CGE deaths, several CGE formations are smashed to peices by more siesmic mines*

Craxus, the CGE's call themselves "Imperials" but they most certainly not that cool. No lowly stormtrooper recruit would allow themselves to be commanded by pokemon, much less pilots, ships captains, admirals. So they are CGE or Imperial wannabes, NOT Imperials. I am an Imperial, you could be one if you signed up to be one, the CGE's are not, can not, will never be Imperial as that requires one to possess "it" ("it" being that Imperial manner, style, process of thought). I possess "it", you possess "it", they don't!

::Suddenly a massive enegy signal sens all instruments off the scales, in a brilliant flash The Gorgenheit, Flagship of the DISF navy appears::

[Lieutenant Nakuriku] Attention all ships! The DISF is now officially engaged on this battle, Admiral Craxus, Please Fill in Grand Admiral RMF.

Thank you Nakuriku, Send ship into battle footing...

::The massive ship suddenly seems to shudder as its Ablative armor coats the ship::