h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Inside is a large gothic Throne room, which was built secretly to replace the old Tent which was the previous residence of the former President. Currently the Lord Verc sits on the throne, going through the accounts, and generally making a list of what is left of Terrania after the many invasions which have taken place in its time*

Welcome all to the land of Terrania, this ancient land has been through much, and has survived. Please state your name and business here.

Lady Admiral Articuno...I've been administrating until the rightful owners have returned (no matter what other people tell you). I hereby give you the key to the islands and the ruby-crown and septre of Terrania!!!

Ah thank you Lady Admiral Articuno.

I have indeed returned, to what is left of Terrania anyway...

I shall endeavour to return Terrania to former glories!

And maybe get some Tea in here...

We had to get rid of most of the civil service during the despression, which includes most of the tea ladies. We had to replace them vending machines!!!

*HDS enters, dressed in tweed and black. He bows, and descends to one knee*

My lord, I swear myself to you.

*Walks up next to HDS, kneels on one knee, and bows his head. Skullock is bruised and war torn. He is wearing somthing that looks kind of like leather armor but more modern. A long red coat covers his armor. As he kneels the armor apears to be reparing it's self.*

Strength and honor,sir! I am yours in life and death!

*Craxus walks up wearing what looked like old fighting gear. A worn breastplate in complete black. Black combat pants, every bit of him covered in the deepest of black, cept for his face. A dark cloak is covering his face only leaving the scraggy somewhat cut beard showing. Craxus walks up and kneels next to Skullock.*


Ahh...Lord Verc it has been a while. So you have started to reform the planet Terrania? What of the Terranic Army?

The Intel division is at least still working

*over hears telepathic conversation*

Yeah, despite the fact they get paid peanuts!!!

not that it matters to me, I'm rich. Besides, we can always hack our enemies' bank accounts

*Saunters into the Throne Room with an air of nonchalence and disaffectement, wearing what was once a stylish tank top and warm, lightweight cape, but is now rather dusty and tattered. Stands next to Craxus with his head cocked and a crooked smile on his face.*

So, Lord of Terrania, eh? After what this place has been through, I imagine you could do with the services of a proffessional bounty hunter, ie me. I'm willing to accpet any from of payment, provided it is worth the trouble I go to, in my estimation.

So let's recap on whose here, we have an accountant, two warriors, a bounty hunter and the Lord of the world himself, what a wonderful government we have here???

My lord the now head of the army (me) is here to do your bidding after finally driving the pretender Spook from office

*Kneels*

Welcome home My Lord

Was Spook in charge???

*Slaps a fist to his chest. The tweed disapears and HDS wears his dented, scratched, and charred blue and silver Mandalorian Armor with large black cloak and cowl*

I am /NOT/ and accountant

I'm the accountant in case you did'nt guess!!!

sorry, I missed the general air of lethal blandness

Spook was incharge when verc abdicated

Was he really, and no one thought about holding a revolution. I'm severly dissapointed!!!

I did, hence the fact he want's me shot on sight