h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As all good civilisations require a language, so will Terrania.

There will be a lot of similarlities with English (except certain key words we will make up here).

Okay start off sensibly... (acceptable) swear words.

Goose Head - Someone who's true identity is questionable. Going back to the days of the great surgical head swap contest, where may people afterwards claimed to be people that they nolonger look like... and one such example was of a gentleman called Colin Bacon, who had his head swapped with a Goose... this unfortunate ailment caused him to have a vastly reduced life span - most of which was spent in the bath.

Squinny is a Hampshire word for whine

So the Terranic dictionary has two words We're moving up in the world...

Stop your squinny you goosehead

Yay

Gash is Naval slang for rubbish, Scran is Army slang for food

I don't want to nick too many other peoples terms, but they're good.

That Scran is Gash you goosehead.

Yep sounding good so far

Prod is all-new slang for shag, should be made a proper Terranic word (great for jokes and double entendres!)

Lifeblood as a word for any illegal alcoholic beverage.

Ey up Goose Head, stop your squinning gash. Nibble ya scran 'n' down ya lifeblood. Could be up for prod later!!!

*Sounds Lancasterian*

A folehargad (Foe-l-har-Gad) is a petty criminal