h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"We had to replace them vending machines!!!"

Sacriledge! Something must be done about this at once!

*calms down*

Welcome HDS, Skullock, Craxus, Hussassan, Reefgirl (and not forgetting Admiral Articuno). It is a long time since I have spoken to most of you (some longer than others), and it is good to speak with you all again.

It has come to my attention that the Terranic group (both Terrania and the Terranic Army) have fallen slightly in to disrepair. Now as I can do little about the Terranic Army whilst spook is in control of one half of it, I have decided to make a stand in the places I can - the main one obviously being this page. I've also tried to draw some attention to the only bit of the Terranic Army I still have control over - A1087625, but admittedly it is not ideal.

Over the last year and a half the joint communities of the Terranic Army and Terrania have grown to substantial proportions. The Terranic Army itself grew so large it has got mentions in various external sources.

I have no desire to see all this slip away in to obscurity. Which is why I have started this all up again. With the Terranic Army beyond my control (in any significant way) I am forced to use Terrania - perhaps this is where I should have started in the first place.

In either case I am planning on developing the main page to include the islands which make up Terrania.

Also, I am planning to set up government. But already we have a number of people who already in Admiral Articuno's own words, make up "what a wonderful government we have here" (though not so sarcastically ).

Anyway, I am accepting applications for positions in government and otherwise (which will turn up as and when we need them). We will of course need the services of some sort of army (Terranic or otherwise), and we may need the services of a bounty hunter Hussassan (for a reasonable price of course), though feel free to apply your skills to any other department you feel will suit you best.

Lets bring back Terrania,

Lord Verc

In some cases I may be willing to work for free, if I feel strongly enough about it. Thankfully, I have several strong opinions. I may also do overtime as a consultant of some sort.

So, just out of curiosity, what would be your top five stong opinions?

This may cause tis thread to descend into seriousness, but...

1: Abortion is wrong
2: Evolution is more correct than Creationism
3: Alabaster is better than GOO
4: David Beckham is an overpaid, underworked, money grubbing, greedy
5: Nintendo deserves to do better than it is.

*Takes up a defensive position.*

"This may cause tis thread to descend into seriousness, but..."

Well everyone is free to have their own opinions.

*makes mental note about who to side with during arguments over Alabaster*

could I be the Grand Admiral or Warmaster or some such in the army/navy/air/space forces (whichever)?

"could I be the Grand Admiral or Warmaster or some such in the army/navy/air/space forces (whichever)?"

Well having no armed forces as such at the moment, that might be a little difficult.

I'm more looking to recruit government/commercial/Land Lord (or what ever you want to call it) positions at the moment. Though I guess you could have some position in the War cabinet if you want (Or is that what you were getting at anyway? ).

Hmm, I have an island, a temple, a corporation and a shrine. Would those qualify me as a land owner? Would that make me a Count or something?

Arise Count HDS!

and the war cabinet would be kinda cool (is that like a Joint Cheifs of Staff sort of thing?)

Minister of War would be cool too.

*Arises. His armor shines up, his cloak un-tatters, and a blue and silver pauldron appears on his right shoulder, with an ornamental bandolier holding it in place. Arises, then bows low*

Thank you, M'Lord.

I'm fully up on the US political system, but I would imagine they're very similar. Someone may be able to correct me though...

How about HDS, Minister for War, Count of Southern Phlogos?

We all ready have an Admiral and I'm the last remaining member of the terranic army, although Creachy and Kitty may be tempted back,
I vote on creating the Terrania Free State Army to recapture our lost lands

sure! Should I give you the link to my island?

As minister of war and still (< erm>I think) Intel Director, I vote Yea

"I vote on creating the Terrania Free State Army to recapture our lost lands"

Agreed, in principle. We need to make it distinct from the Terranic Army. "Terrania Free State Army" would be a good name.

I would give you the title of "First Sea Lord" but I'm not sure how that would clash with the Minister for War

to follow in the steps of Winstin Churchill. First Sea Lord. I like the ring of that. I shall need to order a battleship from the Hell and Heavy Weapons Corporation. I could even berth it at my island!

*Bows again*

A million thanks and blessings upon you, Lord!

"Should I give you the link to my island?"

Your *half*, of the island - yes.

" to follow in the steps of Winstin Churchill. First Sea Lord. I like the ring of that. I shall need to order a battleship from the Hell and Heavy Weapons Corporation. I could even berth it at my island!

*Bows again*

A million thanks and blessings upon you, Lord!"


Actually I was talking to Reefgirl at the time...

Don't get me wrong, but I don't want to give too many title to too many people.

I'm trying to figure out how to set up the Army...

"I don't want to give too many title to too many people."

Actually I mean to say I don't want to give too many titles to one person. I have to share them out a bit