h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

By the way I've infeltrated the Master's of the Universe and discovered that there main weakness is tea!!!

Hello, I represent the Masters of the Multi-Verse at A2334007. Many months ago, our "fearless" leader went to the TA to request an alliance. But spook decided to attack us instead, and this led to hostile relations between our two armies. A peace of sorts was made, but our leader, Jack, was just waiting for the chance to get revenge.

Last week, one of our spies learned that the TA was perparing to attack us again. Jack now wishes to attack the TA with an alliance of evil armies. Our goal is the removal of spook from power, nothing else. We have no wish to attack you, in fact we wish for Verc to retake power after spooks defeat.

Have a nice day.

I second GB in wishing their to be an allience with Verc in charge....

Please consider us your allies in throwing Spook out of power

I have no particular desire to control the Terranic Army again, I would much prefer that it be merged in to the soon to be developed Terranic Free State Army, and be ruled by one of our military commanders.

I myself have no fight with you, having been involved in no Terranic activties until very recently. I was lead to believe that you were the current enemy of the Terranic Army, however since you have suggested otherwise I am forced to reconsider my position.

Spook has been a bit AWOL from the Terranic Army for while now, popping back in from time to time, and I personally asked spook to give up the reigns of the place. He has so far ignored my pleas and so I am considering other options.

Before I make any definitive decisions, I would like to gauge the reactions from my advisors and comrades in arms who are more aware of recent events than I myself am.

I hope you understand my position on this, caught in the middle. I created both the (original) Terranic Army and the islands of Terrania, and so it is rather odd for me to be attacking my own creation - however distorted it has become.

But my feeling is that I will give my conditional approval to this alliance, but only after I am happy that I have made the right decision.

Regards,

Lord Verc

Why thank you. Our two societies can achieve great things. Together, we shall rule the Multi-Verse!! Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Or not, whichever suits you.

I always said spook Fidel Castro look like a nun, I vote we remove Spook from power peacefully or by force (preferably by force, Spook and I have never seen eye to eye)

So can we count the Terranic Free State Army as temporary allies?

I don't see why not

I will support Lord Verc's descision be it violent or not

The people of Terrania are most kind. *bow*

Masters of the Multi-Verse are more understanding than I had been given to belive

*Bows*

No, that's probably just me. The rest are a bunch of idiots.

at least we got the good one

Good has . . . many meanings.

BTW I'm the one to communicate with, I'm Supreme Commander Reefgirl, and I would dearly love to take Spook down but I must bow to Lord Verc's will

Well, we expect an attack on our base at A2334007 within the next few days.

One thing you'll learn about Spook is that he'll declare war and then bugger off and let other people fight so you may be lucky

Lucky? We have the finest army on the site (apart from yours, of course) and we have been preparing for days. Spook is the one who'll want to be lucky.

You have my support, you can find me at Mercenaries Inc if you need outside help, you might wat to contact the Assassins guild and the guild of Bounty Hunters

I support anything Lord Verc decides. Although I won't mind going violent with Spook Castro. My flagship and small army are awaiting orders Lord Verc.

I can aid the MotMV as a god, but not (atleast not yet) as a Terranic