Destroy the Earth
If You're not on our side... You're on Theirs
Surly Workers Needed!
Paperwork is God
We vogons are searching for vogon accountants (not human as this species is scheduled for extinction) esp. those with experience in signing in triplicate and making fire lighters.
Resistance is Useless
Other placements include stupid guard - DO NOT APPLY IF YOUR IQ EXCEEDS 22!!
Applicants and supplicants are required to perform a short audition, and attend courses, including Shouting, and Obeying
Suplicants with over 22 IQ may be accepted for other physical and demeaning tasks, eg. Poetry Attack Force, Navigator, etc.
I want to apply for the job of: Signed
Current EmployeesCommanderNeed a job?
These jobs are temporary, until the Earth and all creatures who originate from the earth are extinct.
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| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
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| Hello from your ACE... | Mar 5, 2003 |
| I Need a Job | Dec 23, 2002 |
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| Guardroom | Mar 5, 2003 | Jun 7, 2010 |
| VOGONS ATTACK | Nov 13, 2004 | Oct 8, 2008 |
| The Nearest War | Nov 13, 2004 | Mar 9, 2005 |
| Hello from your ACE... | Mar 5, 2003 | Mar 5, 2003 |
| We Vogons Declare WAR | Mar 5, 2003 | Mar 5, 2003 |
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