A Conversation for The Terranic Army
We Vogons Declare WAR
Vogons Started conversation Dec 23, 2002
We vogons have just arrived and we declare war on your puny planet.
We Vogons Declare WAR
Vogons Posted Dec 23, 2002
We are about to attack your primary city, Terrania.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 27, 2002
AARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE VOGANS DECLARE WAR
*runs around like a headless chicken*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 28, 2002
*takes a deep breath and wonders who the hell are the vogons?*
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Vogons Posted Jan 5, 2003
You read HHGTTG?
(hitch hikers guide to the galaxy)
You should.
It's by douglas adams (Here he's called DNA)
Vogons are the guys who blow up the earth in it
Terra is Latin for Earth
Vogons were always supposed to be the guys who fight the Terrans
Just no one found any vogons so they just fought anyone
Hence me/ us being here.
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Vogons Posted Jan 5, 2003
Natch if you have read it I feel very stupid right now. Although I don't because you don't know who I am really. Like my other login name. Uh. Yeah 
I mean 
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Terran Posted Jan 6, 2003
*Mutters something about the sub-etha net, and ventrassi cooks*
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Vogons Posted Jan 8, 2003
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F109565?thread=236199 for helms deep battle. also mutters something about dentrassi cooks
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jan 8, 2003
Can you tell me which Vogon I have locked up in the Guardroom because all I can get out of him is that he hates you
Reefgirl
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Vogons Posted Jan 13, 2003
(captain)
Oh, that'll be my son, Keveen. You can keep him.
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Vogons Posted Jan 13, 2003
The only reason I didn't flush him down the toilet when he was still a little spawn was because my wife would've killed me.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Well Take him back we don't want the little brat, the vogon army life will do him good
Reefgirl
PS Will you take my daughter too she's only 8 but starting early
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Vogons Posted Feb 14, 2003
NO! The last thing I need is another one. Have you tried buying her a kill'o'zap 2000 and letting her loose in a forest populated by cuddly animals?
You can hang onto Keveen until we've finished destroying Terrania, if he's still alive his mother can damned well look after him.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Feb 14, 2003
For a brat she loves things that are cute and fluffy, we'll send Keveen on a suicide mission, that'll do us both a favour
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Vogons Posted Feb 19, 2003
Keveen is obnoxious, and far too angry that he hasn't got a girlfried to care about anything. No one understands him, you see.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Mar 5, 2003
I think you mean resemble that remark
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Mar 5, 2003
Bugger I just unsubscribed myself from this convo
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- 1: Vogons (Dec 23, 2002)
- 2: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 23, 2002)
- 3: Vogons (Dec 23, 2002)
- 4: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 27, 2002)
- 5: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 28, 2002)
- 6: Vogons (Jan 5, 2003)
- 7: Vogons (Jan 5, 2003)
- 8: Terran (Jan 6, 2003)
- 9: Vogons (Jan 8, 2003)
- 10: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jan 8, 2003)
- 11: Vogons (Jan 13, 2003)
- 12: Vogons (Jan 13, 2003)
- 13: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 14: Vogons (Feb 14, 2003)
- 15: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 16: Vogons (Feb 19, 2003)
- 17: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Feb 19, 2003)
- 18: Vogons (Mar 5, 2003)
- 19: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Mar 5, 2003)
- 20: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Mar 5, 2003)
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