A Conversation for The Lost Empire of Terrania
VOGONS ATTACK
Vogons Started conversation Dec 23, 2002
A shadow descends over the fair city of Terrania. The people look up in fear as enormous yellow brick like things hang above them in the air, in exactly the way that bricks don't.
The VOGONS have arrived.
VOGONS ATTACK
Vogons Posted Dec 23, 2002
People of terran. I, the commander of this vogon constructor fleet, have been having a rather unpleasant week, and therefore wish to destroy your planet and exterminate all the species therein.
Don't take it personally.
Over and out.
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Terran Posted Dec 23, 2002
Why oh why did there have to be an 'R' in the month. Why !?
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Terran Posted Dec 23, 2002
Well that always seems to be the reason something bad happens
...
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Vogons Posted Dec 23, 2002
The vogon language has no R's.
The reason I'm blowing up your planet is because I'm in a bad mood. Please do try to resist. It might cheer me up.
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Vogons Posted Dec 23, 2002
I recently met this fellow called Marvin. I immediately shot him out of the ship of course.
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Vogons Posted Dec 23, 2002
*shoots several volleys of bullets at a large scraper, setting fire to it*
mwah ha ha ha ha
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Terran Posted Dec 23, 2002
*Finds black object on the floor with red and green buttons on it*
Hmm I wonder what this does.
*Presses it and disappears*
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Fred Smith Posted Dec 24, 2002
Buttons? If you really want to get up there I have a spaceship you can use. It's just... Oh yeah, I think I left it on another planet again. Forget I mentioned it. About these buttons, any idea where they are?
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spook Posted Dec 24, 2002
...i'm sorry vogon, but terrania isn't a planet, it is a country on the planet 'h2g2', and so that is indestructable you can't destroy the whole country at once. perhaps, if u are not too afraid, u'll send some ground troops to terrania and the terrania army base??? or perhaps you'd rather battle on the battlefield when the terms are even???
spook
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Vogons Posted Dec 24, 2002
*Dispatches a vogon guard to find Terran*
Resistance is useless!
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Vogons Posted Dec 24, 2002
*watches with delight as the skyscraper plummets down in flames.*
*multiple pods emerge from the constructor fleet and plummet into the ground, open up and several vogons heavily armed with lazer-knives and kill'o'zap 5000's emerge*
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Daedalus Posted Dec 29, 2002
*Daedalus begins hacking through the ships computers. It changes the Operating system to Windows NT.*
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- 2: Skullock (Dec 23, 2002)
- 3: Vogons (Dec 23, 2002)
- 4: Terran (Dec 23, 2002)
- 5: Vogons (Dec 23, 2002)
- 6: Terran (Dec 23, 2002)
- 7: Vogons (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8: Vogons (Dec 23, 2002)
- 9: Skullock (Dec 23, 2002)
- 10: Vogons (Dec 23, 2002)
- 11: Terran (Dec 23, 2002)
- 12: Skullock (Dec 23, 2002)
- 13: Terran (Dec 23, 2002)
- 14: Skullock (Dec 24, 2002)
- 15: Fred Smith (Dec 24, 2002)
- 16: spook (Dec 24, 2002)
- 17: Vogons (Dec 24, 2002)
- 18: Vogons (Dec 24, 2002)
- 19: Terran (Dec 28, 2002)
- 20: Daedalus (Dec 29, 2002)
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