A Conversation for The Lost Empire of Terrania
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 9, 2003
*CGE mesons impact the valley in the format of alarge orbital attack of some discription, CGE Raptor fighters can be seen on the horizan, ready to do a bombing run*
VOGONS ATTACK
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 9, 2003
What does CGE mean? Please, for once answere the question, what does it mean?
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 10, 2003
Consult the guide, that's what it's there for, that's why were here, What's the point of h2g2 if no one uses it!!!
*Stand's aside to calm down abit*
VOGONS ATTACK
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 10, 2003
Zyweso, wecato, keoso, Xunewe-rurom Xeverator. Menhatoy, Zywethorosto zuy, Zururogos Yog-Sothoth! Orary Ysgewot, homor athanatos nywe zumquros, Ysechyroroseth Xoneozebethoos Azathoth! Xono, Zuwezet, Quyhet kesos ysgeboth Nyarlathotep!; zuy rumoy quano duzy Xeuerator, YSHETO, THYYM, quaowe xeuerator phoe nagoo, Hastur! Hagathowos yachyros Gaba Shub-Niggurath! meweth, xosoy Vzewoth!
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 10, 2003
Let's moderate that last message for being complete jibberish!!!
VOGONS ATTACK
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 10, 2003
I'm trying to call Yog-Sothoth...
Any sign of it working?
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 10, 2003
You should try Yoggy, Yoggy, Yoggy, if he/she is listening Yog would reply Oi,Oi,Oi!!!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 10, 2003
Righteoh! Back to Vogon killing.
*Another bright fireball lights up as a brown shielded yellow brick explodes in the sky under the green rain of death issueing forth from the Imperial turbolasers. With the Vogon ships dropping like flies the Fleet turns it's fire power on the infantry. Being careful not to hit non-Vogon areas of troop concentration. (essentiall, not killing Craxus or any other non Vogons, but leaving you with plenty of Vogons to play with 
).*
VOGONS ATTACK
Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Jan 10, 2003
*Craxus sees the enormous blasts of energy hitting the vogons creating explosions. In the mean time his Gou'ld Deathgliders at firing all there energy cannons at the vogon ships. While Craxus is on the ground with his dual yellow lightsabres as they are a blur when he swings them at the Vogons.
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 13, 2003
*The CGE fleet engages the cowardly Vogons at the back who are sneakly retreating, meson guns slice through the hulls like they were made of 'you can't believe it's not butter'. Current reports suggest that the Vogon commander is dead, and the Vogon army is in complete communications breakdown*!!!
VOGONS ATTACK
Vogons Posted Jan 13, 2003
HA HA, in that you would be mistaken. You would be a fool to use lasguns on a shield such as ours, for that would blow up most of Terran!
*A thousand stargates are lowered, the opening rush of which leave most of the non-vogon infantry as just a pair of smoking boots. Dozens of vogons swarm through the gates, along with leech probes, replicator lavae and several very big, very spiky kill 'o' zap 9999083826 Terra - tonne cannons*
Eat that Terrania!!!
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 13, 2003
UV pulse lasers fire from orbit towards the stargates trying to kill/destroy everything that passes through, a CGE troop transport lands a few miles away, to prepare for land engagments!!!
VOGONS ATTACK
Vogons Posted Jan 13, 2003
*A couple of hundred stargates are destroyed, but the vogons keep coming. After the stargates shut again the replicators (they just replicate and replicate - mortal enemies of the azgard who kick the buts of the ghouald in Stargate)begin to pulse as each vogon lowers an activating energy pulse toward his replicator*
Soon your planet will be overrun and useless!!! 
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 13, 2003
*Incoming Meson-Howitzer partiocles appear from over the Horizon,as the prerunning artillery fire before the main battle. Execpt that the army don't know whats ahead since some plonker activated a low-level electromagnetic field explaining why their is a communications breakdown in the Vogon aft fleet!!!
VOGONS ATTACK
Vogons Posted Jan 13, 2003
The signal is given, the replicators are energized and begin to devour everything in sight (except the vogons)
VOGONS ATTACK
Vogons Posted Jan 13, 2003
Not because of programming or anything but because even replicators wont touch a vogon
VOGONS ATTACK
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 13, 2003
*the Imperial Fleet, detecting that the battle has moved, stops slagging the upper crust on their side of the planet and moves to the other side of the planet. And Isard flies his custom super limo up to the flagship and asumes command.*
*after about 4 seconds the Fleet arrives and promptly begins to slag this hemishpere's upper crust, vaping the replicators and nuking the sneeky sneeky Vogon ships. Some of the Star Gates explode rather shinyly.*
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 13, 2003
*After severe techtonic activities, the CGE ground forces decide to retreat, leaving behind a neutron bomb which lies on a sheilded pedistle behind a 1km radius minefield comprised of grass, soils & shatter-blast (tm) mines*
VOGONS ATTACK
Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Jan 13, 2003
*Craxus breathing heavily and a little bloody, looks around and notices that everything by him has been sliced in two. Lieing by Craxus are 650 dead vogons sizziling from the dual yellow lightsabre's of Craxus.*
Well I finished these guys off now for those stargates that are unloading more Vogons and replicators.
*Craxus activates his communcator by his ear.*
These Vogon's arnt giving up as easily as i expected, bring down the fleet.
*Craxus looks up as 120 drop ship (from episode 2, with the clones on them)come down from the sky. Craxus also notices as big blasts of energy come flying down hitting the surface killing many vogons and replicators. These weapons were fired from the Pyramid Ships, by the High Energy Blast Lances.*
*Craxus talks into his communicator again.*
Kill them...Kill them all!
VOGONS ATTACK
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 13, 2003
*HDS's voice comes in over Craxus's comm unit:*
Shall we join our fighters and republic gunships to make the killing happen even faster?
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- 41: F F Churchton (Jan 9, 2003)
- 42: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 9, 2003)
- 43: F F Churchton (Jan 10, 2003)
- 44: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jan 10, 2003)
- 45: F F Churchton (Jan 10, 2003)
- 46: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jan 10, 2003)
- 47: F F Churchton (Jan 10, 2003)
- 48: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 10, 2003)
- 49: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Jan 10, 2003)
- 50: F F Churchton (Jan 13, 2003)
- 51: Vogons (Jan 13, 2003)
- 52: F F Churchton (Jan 13, 2003)
- 53: Vogons (Jan 13, 2003)
- 54: F F Churchton (Jan 13, 2003)
- 55: Vogons (Jan 13, 2003)
- 56: Vogons (Jan 13, 2003)
- 57: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 13, 2003)
- 58: F F Churchton (Jan 13, 2003)
- 59: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Jan 13, 2003)
- 60: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 13, 2003)
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