h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you a vogon alli? If so I will destroy you!!! Thanks to you I have a powerful starfighter and regular ship!

Um. HDS, that's kinda overkill. We want to continue this battle, not end it. Anyways, you don't really own that number of ships, you have your own cruiser. DSF, remember? Don't just go superpowered right away. Take a challenge! Have some fun with it!

i think you will find the vogon fleet has just as many weird and wonderful ships, but you are right misty, we should be patient. maybe if HDS just sends back all the vorlon and centauri ships that should make it more interesting.

creachy

Well, some of these ships do need to partol the borders of the United Intergalactic Imperium. All Centauri, Shadow, and Vorlon ships with the exception of my command ship will return to UII space.

*Lots and lots of yellow jump points open up, the ships leave, and only the Imperial ships remain. (here's where the ships come from: A966620)*

Well Vogons? which is it? Leave and live, or stay and die?

*orders his two squadrons into a wall formation facing the vogon fleet. smaller ships to the front larger at the back like an arrow head.*

my weapons are hot and shields are up!

creachy

Spread out throughout the system to prevent Vogon escape if we come to war again

*The SSDs turn and spread throughout the system, activating comm jammers, sensor jammers, sub-space distortion fields, and gravimetric distortion fields, making escap seem more and more difficult.*

first 9000 of you are to form a shell around the planet's outer orbit to blackade it, the last 1000 are to form up on my ship

*The ISDs move around, 9000 of them forming a shell to prevent Vogon escape if they choose to fight. The other 1000 forming a wedge to direct 100% of the fleet's fire power on any enemy who chooses to attack*

Strategery! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey, have you joined the Duckman Industries Defense Forces? If not, you could probably get a squadron there.

* follows basically the same set-up except he only has two ships to use* So what did you guys think of my ships? I am ready for battle and I have one more surprise to pull out of my selve but we will just wait for the right time.

What I'm trying to say is, leave some of the action for the rest of us! We also want to be involved, and we can't if you're doing all of the work.

I completely agree with you myst.
HDS I have tried to get him to join but he doesnt want to

a shinning light apears as the starfighter UltimusGrand appears on the scene for the first time still wrapped in bubblewrap the link to it is A966648

the ship stops in the middle of the fleet and sends freshly baked muffins to all

i am sorry but i could never see myself involved in something entitled 'Duckman'. no offence to you that are. i will still gladly help your forces out if it is agreeable to me at the time but i don't think i should join. thanks for the offer though.

creachy

Nice of you to join us My Lonely Heart! Check out my ship and see if you like it.

darn. oh well. RMF doesn't want to change the name, despite its being a deterrent to joining. Oh well.

~Bridge of Divine Light~

*officers scury about from the crew trenches and to station inset into the wall, one hustles towards HDS's command chair*

officer: We are being attacked by the Yuzhan Vong, five worldships and seven fleets are making their way towards our primary base on Kashyyyk. Ther Death Star III won't get their in time, but the fleet here can.

His Divine Shadow: Send all ISDs and all but twelve SSDs to re-enforce Kashyyyk's defenses. Alert the Centauri governer and those of all other major planatary and system leaders.

~Star System of Terrania~

*All but 12 Super Star Destroyers and the Divine Light leave the system to stomp on the dastardly Yuzhan Vong*

*The 12 Super Star Destroyers form up around the Divine Light in a wedge.*

With your ships here and mine, we should be more than suffecient to destroy the nasty Vogons

Very well sir! I am ready to attack with my two ships!
HDS how can I get more starfighters?

my bubble wrap coating has been pealed back
my weapons are armed, my shields are up and im all out of muffin mix

im ready to fight in my amazinlly adaptable starfighter

Well, you can request more from RMF. Or you can say that you called for re-enforcements from a friend from out of system and that should be expanation enough. I always have a standard firghter complement on my ships. the SSDs each have 30 "wings" or 2280 individual fighters/bombers/interceptors/gunships. My won ship has 1 "wing" (a "wing" is a standard group of fighter squadrons In star Wars it is always 12-14 fighter per squadron, 6 squadrons per wing, that is the system I use). You must be sure that there is lots of room on your ship for such numbers of fighters as that. and since Super Star Destroyers ar 5 miles long, and they have exactly 5 times as much of anything as its Imperial class little brother , I know my calculations are correct.

ok people, pull up beside me, i am in the white star, this fleet is ready.

last chance or we use you for target and weapons practice!

I added you as an editor of my ship page. Is that ok? If so you can make adjustments to my ship now. I am going to add a couple of stuff right now. Have fun!

I am ready!
Lets kick some vorgon arse!!!!!!!!

Did you mean I am? or someone else?