A Conversation for The Lost Empire of Terrania
VOGONS ATTACK
Skullock Posted Dec 30, 2002
That /was/ evil.
*starts attacking the vogon troops on the ground*
VOGONS ATTACK
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 1, 2003
*Intelligence Director Isard directs 24 Orbital weapons platforms to blow the Vogon ship out of the sky, each firing 10 shots. Naturaly only 2 comply, the others begin to sing wierd songs in different languages. They begin their 10 minute charging time and target the big yellow brick.*
*Isard leans back in his chair but catches himself before the chair tips over.*
Time to DIE, Vogon skum! Bha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!!!!!!!!!!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 4, 2003
*The Massdrivers fire, fully vaping the flying brick. HDS almost falls out of his chair, again, with glee, spilling some of his popcorn as he lauchs at the bright fire ball that can be seen from the moon.*
VOGONS ATTACK
Skullock Posted Jan 5, 2003
*takes a moment to put on some sun glasses and look at the bright burning fireball in the sky.*
*goes back to killing the vogons that landed on the ground.*
Boy, these guys aren't putting up much of a fight.
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Vogons Posted Jan 5, 2003
on of the many other ships begins to spin around very fast due to Windows being installed. Irritating beeping noises emerge, along with the angelic choir of Windows start up noise.
Vogon army on ground begins to vaporise buildings. One attacks Skullock with a big pointy knife, while another comes at him with a kill 'o' zap
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 5, 2003
Hmmmmmmm, lots of aliens. Who would love to kill alot of aliens?
*Isard looks thoughtfull for a moment while munching on doughnuts and sipping coffee. then face lights up in a 
. Slaps hand on desk and puches controls on his holo-communicator. Darth Vader's face appears in the hologram.*
Isard: Lord Vader, I have a planet with lots of aliens on it for you, they are trying to conquer a human populated planet, can't let them succede can we?
Vader: Thank you Director Isard, my fleet will be there in moments.
*Isard's holo no longer pictures Vader, instead it is showing 1 Super Star Destroyer (5 miles long), 20 Imperial Star Destroyers (1 mile long each), and 15 Victory Star Destroyers jumping to Hyperspace, aimed at Earth.*
*Isard rubs his hands together expectantly. The holo jumps to a satalite outside of Pluto, the fleet has arrived.*
Goody gumdrops, it will only take them 5 minutes to get through the system to Earth. Then I'll have a real show!
*Isard gets up, and goes to the break room to get some more hot buttery popcorn from the staff replicator.*
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F F Churchton Posted Jan 6, 2003
*The CGE Earth fleet arrive at Earth armed with the standard 3 battleships, 25 destroyes, 25 crusiers and 300 fighters*
Anyone whom hurts this little rock gets beaten up severly!!!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 6, 2003
*Lord Darth Vader hails the CGE fleet.*
What are you doing here and what kind of vessels are those anyway? what is the armor, size, weapons? that way I will know if your fleet is a threat to mine or not.
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 7, 2003
*Consults the guide about CGE fleets*
The ships are comsposed of several feet of an iron-graphite hull so we can polarise the hull to reflect oppositly charged weapons. Our fighters are only unmanned & 10 fleet long & carry two UV lasers, while our battleships are only 1.5 miles long, have a good 25 UV pulse lasers, complment of four virus bombs, 15 FTK-20 missiles, 11 meson guns & a electromagnetic shocker to reflect all incoming missiles and a fuzzbox to re-target them at energy ships. The destroyers are lightly armed but are quite manuverable with a crew of about 25, the crusiers are heavly armed but have light sheilding.
VOGONS ATTACK
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 7, 2003
Aha! But I have a machine that goes 'Ping!'
If only I could remember where it went...
VOGONS ATTACK
Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Jan 7, 2003
*Craxus on the battle field facing the thousands of Vogons.*
Would you guys stop your jabbering and let's get to killing some vogons.
*As Craxus pulls up his tribarrel handguns firing rapidly at the oncoming army of Vogons.*
*Left and right Vogons fall to the ground from being shot from Craxus tribarrels.*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 7, 2003
and what is the yeild of your weapons?
VOGONS ATTACK
F F Churchton Posted Jan 8, 2003
We can fire a field of lasers with nergy equivelent to -4,000 GW, our field radar can scan several parsec's. Our range is just larger than the range of a orbital weapon platform, so we can fire without retaliation.
Cleaver inventions from the people that brought you the prospect of no second gulf war!!!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 8, 2003
could you translate those GWs into tons? yah know; kilo-, mega-, giga-? what is the tonage yeild of your weapons?
VOGONS ATTACK
Vogons Posted Jan 8, 2003
much in the way of Star Wars 1, a large shield is formed over the vogons to deflect attacks, only instead of an attractive blue it is an ugly brown green and seems to be frazzling the grass as it moves over it.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 8, 2003
Well, that's easy. My friends have lasguns of the type used in Dune. You know what happens when a lasgun discharge interacts with a shield...?
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 8, 2003
Euan sir, I like the way you think!
Yah here that Vogons, drop those shields or you're all nuked strait to Hades! and if you don't drop those shields, I unleish the fleet's broadsides until you are little but an expanding ball of incadescent gas!
VOGONS ATTACK
Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Jan 8, 2003
*Craxus seeing all this taking place as he is shooting down the ground Vogons. Waves his hand as a 200 Gliph Gliders fly over head.*
I hope they like an air show....with staff weapons!
*Craxus begins to charge the comming Vogons as they are charging him all in the mean time shooting rapidly. Craxus gets 10 feet from the vogon and uses the force to jump 20 feet in the air. As he does this he does some flips sheaths his dual tribarrel handguns then activates his dual lightsabres and begins to slash and hack down every single vogon that is in 3 meters reach of Craxus.*
VOGONS ATTACK
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Jan 9, 2003
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This too insanely awesome! we got Lasguns, and now Goa'uld Deathgliders, now lets stir up cauldron just a little more and see what potion emerges from the mix
Isard: Attention Imperial Fleet, Land all of your Clone Troopers (like the Episode II Clone Troopers) in Republic class Gunships they are to attack the Vogons only. While the troop ships have dis-embark and until the enemy is uterly destroyed you are given authorization Base-Delta-Zero, destroy the Vogon Fleet and all elements of Vogon Ground power.
*Emidiately the fleet turns to face the planet (as that brings 100% of the fleet's guns to bear on the planet), the turbolasers begin to pump out their 200 megaton plasma bolts at the Vogon ships as well as their ion cannons, which disrupt the flow of energy, such as shields, and reactor cables and the like. The Vogon ships should be disintigrating any second now. The gunships, fighters, and bombers deploy and begin thier assault on the Vogon ground forces.*
VOGONS ATTACK
Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Jan 9, 2003
*Craxus seeing the powerful turbolasers begin to hit the vogon ships. Craxus commands the Goa'uld Deathgliders to attack while he is on the ground. The fights begin to fire at the ground troops as well at the vogon fleet.*
*Craxus in the mean time is still hacking away at each vogon that gets close to him.*
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- 21: Skullock (Dec 30, 2002)
- 22: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 1, 2003)
- 23: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 4, 2003)
- 24: Skullock (Jan 5, 2003)
- 25: Vogons (Jan 5, 2003)
- 26: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 5, 2003)
- 27: F F Churchton (Jan 6, 2003)
- 28: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 6, 2003)
- 29: F F Churchton (Jan 7, 2003)
- 30: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jan 7, 2003)
- 31: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Jan 7, 2003)
- 32: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 7, 2003)
- 33: F F Churchton (Jan 8, 2003)
- 34: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 8, 2003)
- 35: Vogons (Jan 8, 2003)
- 36: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jan 8, 2003)
- 37: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 8, 2003)
- 38: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Jan 8, 2003)
- 39: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Jan 9, 2003)
- 40: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Jan 9, 2003)
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