h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*3 squadrons of TIE defenders sweep down onto the jars, fiing at them with all their weaponry*

the UltimusGrand enters into a massive barrle roll incompassing the vorgons so their own wepons turn on each other befor firing off his light cutters at the nearest cruiser

where did these come from

*3 Star Cruisers line up to fire at a Vogon ship*

spins round to face vorgon command ship and launchs 100 nano missles

jumps speed switch to seven and fire subharmonic maissle counter messures to avoid the counter offensive

*ion blasts disable a Vogon ship causing it to collide with another*

*returns to the Heffron, rather confused*
Ok, fire all weapons!
*3000 missiles and 20 nuclear torpedoes launches from the Heffron*
We're running out of ammo over here-does anyone have a reload vessel?

Have any of you read the backlog? *shakes head* You just wait till Creachy gets here. If you really want someone to fight look over there *points to a legion of nanobots that looks like a giant dust cloud bit enough to be a gas giant. Theyre tiny, they can merge with their computers and they can replicate faster than you can destroy them. But they cant replicate over a certain size because the gravity'll mean they start burning like a sun.

pulls up next to an a-wing and flies of towards the vorgon super-dreadnought and fires of light cutters at the bridge deflexter control.

the vorgons intisive fire the forward batteries UltimusGrand takes damage the a-wing explodes and crashes into the bridge.

the dreadnought now falls slowly to the surface of terrina and explodes like a big old hydrogen ballon

*a wave of Y-wings disable the nanobots with their Ion cannon*

ACTIVATE THE INTERSTELLAR VACUUM CLEANER!
*a large vacuum cleaner emerges from the ships main hanger, suck up all the nanobots, and before they have chance to react dumps them on an uninhabited moon*

launchs rest of his 100000 strong asnel of nano missles at the moon to destroy all record of the bots exsistence

*launches the last few missiles and then starts laser barrage*

Quickly, disable thme while they're stuck in the crossfire!

*A Nebulon B escort frigate moves in close and fires ion beams at the nanobots*

im out of missles

fires off light cutters at the nearest vorgon fighter group

my sheilds at 25%
light cutters doing only 60% damage

I'm out of missiles and my shield wont hold for long!

I've lost 3 squadrons of fighters, and I'm down to 5 Cruisers and 2 Destroyers.

Ok guys a supply vessel is on its way, coming through the jump gate now

*WS9 comes through the jump gate escorting the supply vessel*

*travels to dock with the supply vessel*

flies into supply ship to get restocked and sheilds/weaons charged

flies into supply ship to get restocked and sheilds/weaons charged