h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dont have any prisioners but I think Creachy might.

attention, all ships sound off for complete status report

Heffron: minor damage, one prisoner; commander of the vogon fleet, 34 ships destroyed and 1457 missiles launched and accounted for, repairs are under way.

White Defender of Duckman: Minor damage, No prisioners, 20 ships destroyed, 25 molecular cutters launched, 4 proton torpedos launched, and 2 nuclear tube missles launched. Repairs will commence as soon as I land at Duckman Fleet Yards.

UltimusGrand systems anyalisis
100 nano missles fired
no damage
40 vorgon escaped pods destroyed 1 crippled vogon cruiser destroyed (i got here at the end of the battle)#
light bulb oven needs new bulb
bubble wrap still needs popping

ready to park on white defender of duckman

You'll have to ask Creachy for the report, I was in the engine room trying to repair the Jump Engines ing things still don't work properly

Would you like me to take a look?
You can begin docking procedure as soon as you want.

is their any plans for an asult anyware that the DISF will be involved in

Not yet. If there is I will post a message on my ships page. Ok?

aye gangorlas
1 more problem my parents have left me home alone tonight
i cant start an impromtue party as i have to be up earley tomorw to travel to london
i have some choice of what to do tonight:
1-invent a new snack/cake thing (kellogs special K + melted chocolate + lime jelly = ? i wonder)
2-watch tv or a film
3-sit up on h2g2 for a while

which should i do, do you reckon

Go to the ships page. I put a conversation. Check it out.

I say do 2 and 3 at the same time. It is possible. In fact I am doing that right now.

i think im going to do 1+3 at the same time (tvs poor tonight and ive seen all my films)
also ive had the recipie i want to try in mind for some time now.

ill keep you informed as the cooking progresses

Ok. Hey lets go over to the dining hall and talk there as we eat or in another part of my ship. Ok?

Blech don't go for the special K/chocolate/lime jelly thing if you want chewy chocolate krispie cake, melt some butter in with the chocolate and mix in a little cream with it, mix in the cereal of your choice and let it set, it's really nice

hmmm...if i were a brick what would my greatest ambitions be?
1. be in the tallest part of the wall
2. remain unbroken in an earthquake
3. fall from the tallest part of the wall onto the masons head...
5.be a brickbat!!
4. thank heavens that I am not a dumb human who would even bother to think how it would be to be a brick!

*eyes strain as he tries to regain the thread.*

the white star TERRAFIRMA's ship report:

minor damage to starboard deflectors. biotech compensating.
Reaper system cooled and re-charged.
lost count of kills, it got a bit wild and i fired quite a lot of weapons.
currently salvaging trapped Vorlon energy signatures.
no prisoners yet but am keeping eyes peeled.

creachy

Understood, keep patroling and secure the area.

*a new wave of llama Star Cruisers drop out of hyperspace, escorted by a bunch of Corvettes*

*Vogons begin running around the ships and collecting the vorlon-inna-jars, they put them all in a pod and drift them toward Creachy's ship*

Could you explain things to them, before you let them go?

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Commander:
Do anything... ANYTHING. Just don't put me in the same ing cell as my adolescent spawn!
*throws self against cage. You just wait until you try to take me out of here!*
I saw two dead swans on a pond today
They stank
They floated around a bit
Some flies landed on them
They floated around some more

Oh Varblewordwheeldy
Upon the yellow putty I found in my armpit