h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Different routes through the maze of tunnels? Perhaps it's time for a pug reunion.

*after all the flashing lights and dazzling by torch beam is beginning to feel a bit confused and disorientated*

Is up down or left right? I really don't know anymore.

*Amy drags BeeBee back from a side tunnel that turned out to be a dead end*

Now BeeBee. Concentrate. Breathe deeply. Which way do we need to go to find your mother?

*BeeBee had been terribly confused by the abundance of scents but finally sh find one that stands out...is it...could it be...the odor of her own slobber?!
She charges forward, ignoring everyone and everything else, dashing down the tunnels until she comes to A Man Called Jello.
BeeBee leaps and tears his pants leg off.*

*Watches, trying to hide a grin*

You're very small and beebee has gone off to follow Styx?
(confused but not terminally so)


*whispering* These webjellos have no backbone. You've probably been punning about this for ages, but I was in captivity, remember!

If I could hear Lil I would probably say something like "And you have something against invertebrates?" in a sniffy tone of voice but I can't so I won't.

*races after the pug*

BeeBee! Put that man's leg down! Now! Drop! Drop it, BeeBee. *carries on shouting things of that sort for some time*

Affy, Zero hadn't quite got there yet.


[Zero] [brandishing beamsaber] Sure, I can deal with it!

[He charges forwards and starts slicing away at the Jello-clone-type-people ... Should this be in another thread?]

Hmm, it should have. Here:
F91200?thread=198231&latest=1

*Follows*

I say Madam, can you not control your hounds. That was a perfectly good pair of Abercrombie & Sons (Gentlemens Outfitters to the Royal Family) patented tweed hiking trousers gorn to pot. Practically irreplaceable in this god forsaken country

*appearing next toAnt Lady *

heh heh heh climb on

*Amy climbs onto Styx's back*

*a tiny blue figure tumbles out of AMCJ's pants. BeeBee immediately pounces on it. She wories it viciously, then chomps down hard and lies down with it deep in her mouth.
Clearly, this is true love.

Blue Bear squeals with delight. "I got my doggie!"

BeeBee mearly make contented hissing noises.

Awww. Int that sweet

*still looking back*

Did anyone else see a glint of something moving over there? *points*

I lovely reunions

Was it a reflection off some quartz do you think T? *she says hopefully*

*trotting up to posse with Amy Ant on back*

two dumb jellos. All webjellos slow.

*grins at everyone*

Ah, there you all are. I was worried you had been captured by The Celery. There was this huge shadow and it looked like a celery but it must have been a trick of the light .

Would anyone happen to have any or about them?

*looks hopeful*

Amy, there you are, but din't you stay up top?

We haven't stopped for any yet, would a crumb or four of a lemon thin biscuit keep you going till we do?