A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Feb 24, 2002
*Spits out the wad of PAG*
Warmer, warmer! She's right over there!
*By a miraculous coincidence, the swords of the two blindly flailing combatants connect with a resounding clang, sending unexpected reverberations up their arms.*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Feb 24, 2002
ah blow mah noze in your general direction, silly feelines
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Apollo Posted Feb 24, 2002
*hears the clashing of the swords getting more intense--fears something must be afoot*
*leads SG to the 'ammunition closet'*
Iz right in 'ere.... go zest under zese archvay....
Trust me 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Feb 24, 2002
*looks at her companion suspicously, but walks through the archway as directed*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 24, 2002
*jumps backwards as the swords clang, rubbing furiously at her eyes in the hope that she can see*
*suddenly stops, and stands perfectly still in a crouched stance in the hope that she can hear where RD is*
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Apollo Posted Feb 25, 2002
*watches her go under the archway*
*rips off turbine*
Ha HA!! Zit is I!! Zapollo!! I 'ave fooled you, stoopid Cat 
You 'ave valked into a Qvickzand pit!! Ha ha hah ahahah a ha!!!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Feb 25, 2002
*stops moving, since she'd only half stepped through the archway, and grabs the archway frame. Pulling all her weight onto the foot still on solid ground, she spins, and tackles the spy. Drawing her dagger as she pins Apollo down*
Wanna just try that again?
*mutters to herself*
I should have known anyhow... that last "fight" didn't even look real, and he knew too well where he was going...
*holds dagger against Apollo's neck.*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 25, 2002
*walks into the walls with a dull thud*
Ooof !
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 25, 2002
*Upside down face appears in front of Saturn Girl*
May I be of assistance?
*Lowers self down from ceiling*
Kill the fleagionnaire if you must. He means nothing to me. But you, kitty, you are my ticket out of here.
*Produces knife*
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Feb 25, 2002
*Begins clapping and shouting to throw off the enemy's hearing.*
BLAH BLAH PUSH BLAH BUTTON BLAH BLAH
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Feb 25, 2002
*looks at the upside down face* Wouldn't he be a better ticket out? He's one of them, and as long as you threaten to do him harm, they'll let you do anything... and the Cats outside, and making their way in would see you as an ally for having a mutt prisoner.
Think about it... *puts away her knife, but keeps Apollo pinned down while waiting for the new upside down person to make their decision*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 26, 2002
*ignoring the newer fleagionairre, SM inches towards where she heard RD walk into the wall, sword point steady*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 26, 2002
*feels his way slowly down the wall - left hand on wall and right hand vaguely waving sword about infront of him*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 26, 2002
Better still, I could walk out of here with both of you.
*produces second knife*
All I need is to break through the cat cordon. I can make good time across the desert.
Actually, better swing by the oasis. I need a little water.
Okay you two, what's it gonna be?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 26, 2002
*slowly comes down the wall until he falls into an open archway knocking over two figures who were standing there into the quicksand*
Ooops. Pardon - I 'ope zat zis leetle burmp deed not inconvenience you too much.
*listens to sounds of QQ and SG trying to swim in porridge*
Allo ?
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 26, 2002
Right, you swine. That's the last time I throw you my sabre.
*struggles*
Confound it, where did I leave my grapple-gun?
*sees it rocking slowly on the ground in front of him*
You couldn't be a gent and pass it, could you? Hello? Over here?
Houston, we may have a problem.
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- 121: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 24, 2002)
- 122: Big Bad Werewolf (Feb 24, 2002)
- 123: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 24, 2002)
- 124: Apollo (Feb 24, 2002)
- 125: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Feb 24, 2002)
- 126: Sergeant Mushroom (Feb 24, 2002)
- 127: Apollo (Feb 25, 2002)
- 128: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Feb 25, 2002)
- 129: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 25, 2002)
- 130: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 25, 2002)
- 131: Apollo (Feb 25, 2002)
- 132: Big Bad Werewolf (Feb 25, 2002)
- 133: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Feb 25, 2002)
- 134: Apollo (Feb 26, 2002)
- 135: Sergeant Mushroom (Feb 26, 2002)
- 136: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 26, 2002)
- 137: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 26, 2002)
- 138: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 139: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 26, 2002)
- 140: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 26, 2002)
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