A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
*gets out large tumbler and presses to wall*
I cannot eere anyzing burt maybe my equipement requires an oopgrade
*eyes stethoscope enviously*
Mais zat smell eez atrocious ..... where can eet be coming from ?
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 21, 2002
*Nostrils flare*
Ug.
*tucks stethoscope away*
I think we may have a breach.
*readies sabre in best dramatic pose*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
*fixes ridiculously long bayonet to end of rifle*
How do you like your kitty kebab - very rare perhaps ?
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NexusSeven Posted Feb 21, 2002
Prepare to repel ze boarders!
*gets out aerosol can of cat repellent*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 21, 2002
*Sits cross-legged on floor*
I am one with my blade.
*hums*
Om si carnage om.
*Rises into stance of the fox*
I am ready.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
*slides one very large onionion onto the end of his bayonet and readies a little capsicum, virgin olive oil and some eggplant*
Bien. I am all prepared and ready although I av noticed zat zere are no condiments or food flavourings pour les gastronomiques in ze Fort lately.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 21, 2002
*the cats begin to climb over the walls*
*SM, having acquired a pistol, whip and sabre, stands behind a camel and pulls its tail*
*the camel squeals and kicks her over the wall*
......
*she lands directly infront of RD, poised and ready for battle*
So, we meet again
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
Mon dieu ! Ze Sultana eerself
En garde Chat
*brings rifle up to the ready position*
*the onionion and the bayonet drops off the end into the sand*
Bougeurre !
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 21, 2002
*flicks whip, knocking the rifle out of his hand*
*brings sabre into 'Guarde' position and assumes the correct fighting stance, still holding the whip in her left hand and with her pistol stashed in her belt*
If I were you, I'd find a sword
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 21, 2002
No time to tremble, run her through. Remember:
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
(From Frank Herbert's Dune)
On the Walls
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
Unlucky for you Chat I am ze finest fencer in ze entire Foreign Fleagion. I can erect trellis like nobodies beezness.
Burt enough of zis larking around.
*with one eye on the Sultana he throws his rifle on to the ground, reaches over his shoulder and brandishes a new weapon*
Hah ! Now you are in ze merde !
*notices that he has un baguette in his hand instead of his sabre*
On the Walls
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
*notices QQ's sabre on the ground _and_ a curious look in the Sultana's eye*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 21, 2002
*looks at RD curiously*
That baguette looks like it means business..
*uses the point of her sabre to flick the sword on the floor up and into RD's hand*
*salutes and attacks*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 21, 2002
*Recovers sabre and shakes head sadly*
Such lack of co-ordination. T'will be the death of us all.
I hope you both did your stretching excercises, otherwise you'll get cramp.
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Feb 21, 2002
Okaay. simulpost. I'll just go and lie down for a while
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
*catches the Sabre and comes smoothly into a perfect Flying Swallow stance straight from the 'way of the sword manual'*
You will av to do better zan zat Sultana *grins*
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- 81: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 21, 2002)
- 82: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 21, 2002)
- 83: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 21, 2002)
- 84: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 21, 2002)
- 85: NexusSeven (Feb 21, 2002)
- 86: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 21, 2002)
- 87: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 21, 2002)
- 88: Sergeant Mushroom (Feb 21, 2002)
- 89: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 21, 2002)
- 90: NexusSeven (Feb 21, 2002)
- 91: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 21, 2002)
- 92: Sergeant Mushroom (Feb 21, 2002)
- 93: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 21, 2002)
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- 95: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 21, 2002)
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- 98: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Feb 21, 2002)
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- 100: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 21, 2002)
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