A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Apollo Posted Feb 28, 2002
*still not sure what is going on, Zapollo rolls around again, and this time crashes into Sultana*
Oops..
er.. Ha Ha! Take Zat, Chat!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Feb 28, 2002
eheu! zis is disturbing to my demeanour...i fear ishall have to retire from zees awful chats
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 1, 2002
*flails round madly, panicking*
Aargh!
*falls over, rolls and manages to stand again, holdng her sword point were it was previously while glaring at Apollo*
Now don't do that again
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 1, 2002
*pulls dager, holds it to Apollo's neck* I dare ya to try again 
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NexusSeven Posted Mar 1, 2002
*the tension increases*
*N7's pistol hand bagins to shake*
Ay caramba! Quelle horreur! What a time for my old war wound to flare urp!
*pistol shakes violently*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 1, 2002
*Booming voice*
Who will die first? Whose life blood will stain the sand today?
*/Booming voice*
*Produces second pistol and points it at SG*
I think that's everyone covered. Shall we dance?
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Mar 1, 2002
*Peers around the corner of the alcove and takes in the situation in a glance. Hastily pulls his head back before anyone sees him. Tries to think of a plan, but the pain in his leg keeps distracting him. After much internal arguement, BBW finally settles on a plan.
He runs down to the store room and returns with two items. He takes a deep breath and begins executing his plan.
He shakes the box of Tender Vittles and starts the electric can opener. He knows that these noises can draw a cat from miles away.
Peering around the corner again, he sees the tableau unchanged. He realizes that a mushroom and a goddess are unlikely to be affected by his plan, so he tries to devise another.*
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 2, 2002
*wonders what that strange whirring noise is*
*holds sword point steady, while noticing Nexus's shaking hand*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 4, 2002
*Bead of sweat forms and drips off muzzle*
*Breathes slowly and deeply*
*Blinks sweat out of eyes*
*Blistering sun continues to burn*
*
Ice cream van in distance*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 4, 2002
*a hot fort, in the middle of a baking desert? this cals for some cliche. a group of banditos enters, stage left*
Bandito 1: eh, gringo! carumba! aye aye aye!
Bandito 2: Give it a rest, Dave
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 4, 2002
*Shoots Bandito 1 through the head*
Bandito 2, take him away. And bring me some ice cream.
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NexusSeven Posted Mar 4, 2002
*hand shakes so much that the gun whizzes out of grasp and flies into the oasis*
Curses.
Now I, too, must resort to cliché!
*pulls out bundle of red dynamite sticks marked with a big sign saying 'TNT' and lights fuse*
*shoves TNT into sultana's headgear*
Ha-ha! Take *zat*, o terrible Sultana Mushroom! 
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 4, 2002
*Produces grenade and pulls pin. Pushes grenade down N7/L's trousers*
Now to make my fiendish escape!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 4, 2002
*holding sword steady, quickly swaps headgear with Apollo*
Phew!
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 4, 2002
Away!
*Leaps part way up the wall, slithers down*
*Leaps again, slithers down again*
Can anyone give me a bunk-up?
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NexusSeven Posted Mar 4, 2002
'ELP! 'ELP! I 'ave a burm in my trousairs!
*shakes trouser legs vigorously*
*grenade falls out onto the sand*
*picks grenade up and lobs it as far as he can*
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 4, 2002
*Grenade ricochets off wall and flies high, high in the air*
*It begins to fall*
7, 8, 9-
On the Walls
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Mar 4, 2002
*Throws the electric can opener at the grenade. It miraculously hits, sending the grenade over the walls towards the attacking cats. The can opener, however, plummets towards the TNT turban.*
On the Walls
Apollo Posted Mar 4, 2002
*struggles ferociously to get the turban off, but ends up setting it on fire, as the fuse continues to burn (it's a long fuse )*
Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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- 181: Apollo (Feb 28, 2002)
- 182: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 28, 2002)
- 183: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 1, 2002)
- 184: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 1, 2002)
- 185: NexusSeven (Mar 1, 2002)
- 186: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 187: Big Bad Werewolf (Mar 1, 2002)
- 188: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 2, 2002)
- 189: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Mar 2, 2002)
- 190: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 4, 2002)
- 191: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 4, 2002)
- 192: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 4, 2002)
- 193: NexusSeven (Mar 4, 2002)
- 194: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 4, 2002)
- 195: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 4, 2002)
- 196: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 4, 2002)
- 197: NexusSeven (Mar 4, 2002)
- 198: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 4, 2002)
- 199: Big Bad Werewolf (Mar 4, 2002)
- 200: Apollo (Mar 4, 2002)
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