h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*elbows red dog* That isn't very gentelman like

*Rings big gong*

Dinner is served!

Dinner? Where? Can I get a bottle of Jones Soda?

*crawls down, then under and past the camel, and sticks her head out of the stable door*

Ah, here comes the main course now.

*runs out and heads for the exit*

*Produces a huuugge steak*
What? Where'd she go?
Here's a crate of Jones Cola, whatever that is.

It's Jones ~soda~, that's what it says on the lable, on the web site, and everywhere else. Not cola, pop, or any of those other ways that people say it, it's soda! *Grumbles*

What does it taste of? The family next door?

there are lots of different flavors... green apple, crushed mellon, root beer, strawberry lime, blue bubble gum, pink lemonaid, and all sorts of stuff! Hardly as average as your typical items that use the name of Jones

Sounds to me like the ubiquitous British 'Panda Pop', although I suspect Jones Soda is rather mopre drinkable.

*briefly pauses in running*

I used to love panda pops, especially cherryade ones

Ugh. They're packed full of aspartame. And what comes out of the tap tastes more like cola than their offering.

Cola

Mmm. Cola. Sugar for energy, and caffeine so you've got way to use it.

Zing up on 1.5 litres then drive onto the motorway. It's the only way to react in time to all the bad drivers.

I just don't like fizzy drinks

I stopped having them a while back with sweets anc to lose some weight, and when I started eating them again I found a lot of things didn't taste so good anymore...

No ? Horrors! That sort of thing would make me wake screaming in the dead of night.

It had to be done- and I lost a stone or two

Could do with doing it again now...

I could probably do with losing a little bit of weight at the moment, myself.

Not having played football for about two and a half months probably hasn't helped my svelte figure a great deal.