A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 19, 2002
*stands to take QQ's place, picking up shattered remains of banjo*
*looks at banjo*
Buggerations
On the Walls
Apollo Posted Mar 19, 2002
*looks at broken banjo... *
Vell, I vouldn't 'ave believed it iv I 'ad not seen it!! Zis broken banjo 'as been transvormed into a pervectly crafted Bow!!
Zat is more like it 
I 'ave a good reputation wit ze bow and arrow 
*picks up a banjo splinter for an arrow*
*trains his sight on QQ, then remembers that SG is also somewhere close...*
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 19, 2002
*uses broken bit of banjo as sword*
Have at ye, varmint!
*attacks*
On the Walls
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Mar 19, 2002
*Suddenly remembers an old schoolyard trick and surrepititiously makes his way behind Sarge and goes down on hands and knees, waiting for someone to push Sarge.*
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 19, 2002
*obliviously assumes En Guarde position, standing on BBW's paw*
On the Walls
Apollo Posted Mar 19, 2002
*turns quickly to find SaturnGirl, trips over QQ's leg, and falls into Shroom, knocking her backwards, and landing solidly on top of QQ*
Ai! Not again!! I am zuch a clutz!
Oh! My dear sir, I hope zat is your sword...
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 19, 2002
Aargh!
*falling backwards, the wood falls out of her hand and hits BBW's paw as well*
On the Walls
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 19, 2002
*Saturn Girl silently disapears, and leaves the chaos to find it's order. She starts to wander the fort looking for the weapon's storage area.*
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 21, 2002
*Contents of pocketses: A string of sausages, flags of all nations, bunch of flowers, compromising photograph of Commandant's wife.*
On the Walls
Apollo Posted Mar 21, 2002
*struggles to get up off of QQ's sausages... accidentally launches an arrow straight up into the air*
Uh-oh.
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 21, 2002
*watches as arrow flies straight up, then down, and lands an inch behind her head*
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 22, 2002
Ow. *arrow sticking in me*
I don't mean to whine, but I seem to be losing quite a bit of blood. Er, medic! Medic! It's getting dark...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Mar 22, 2002
*covers him in bandages, but seems to miss the wound. Pulls out stethascope and checks his pulse.*
"Let me take his temperature doctor," approaches the mummified QQ with the thermometer, trips,...
"Sorry. Um, it's 99.6.
I think he'll live."
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 25, 2002
Careful with those bandages! It can all go wrong, you know, and then where will you be? Up in the treehouse, fighting off bears. You know. You know. With their claws and their snouts covered in honey. The bees come but they only sting you, don't they, and the phone rings and the baby cries and the man in the telly is shouting for you to keep the noise down. You can never find the other blue sock, the phone is off the hook but you can still hear the ringing and the dinner's ruined, who threw the spork? It's all getting too much and the man is drilling next door and you're coming down with a cold and the sharks are circling overhead.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 25, 2002
*checks arrow for narcotic substances*
Oh Oh ! I think it has traces of narcotic substances on it !
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 25, 2002
*giggles*
*thinks: darn; I'm his second*
*stands up*
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 25, 2002
Nay! Nay!
*Sways upright*
I'm not so brown I'm green! I'll take you all on! Godzilla! Rah!
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 25, 2002
*smiles worriedly*
Are yous sure you're up to it...?
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 25, 2002
Fine! Never felt buttocks!
Now, who am I hitting?
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- 261: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 19, 2002)
- 262: Apollo (Mar 19, 2002)
- 263: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 19, 2002)
- 264: Big Bad Werewolf (Mar 19, 2002)
- 265: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 19, 2002)
- 266: Apollo (Mar 19, 2002)
- 267: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 19, 2002)
- 268: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 19, 2002)
- 269: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 21, 2002)
- 270: Apollo (Mar 21, 2002)
- 271: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 21, 2002)
- 272: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 22, 2002)
- 273: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Mar 22, 2002)
- 274: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 22, 2002)
- 275: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 25, 2002)
- 276: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 25, 2002)
- 277: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 25, 2002)
- 278: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 25, 2002)
- 279: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 25, 2002)
- 280: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 25, 2002)
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