A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 25, 2002
Where is he? Brooms! Everywhere! But no sticks!
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Apollo Posted Mar 25, 2002
*ponders what new and devious tactic his opponent is using*
*remembers the narcotics that were in his pocket* 
Ummm... I zink ve should back avay, because... in about 5 minutes, zis won't be pretty 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 25, 2002
ok, i shall just sit here and make my guitar wail...
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 26, 2002
*me hears guitar wailing, knowing it isn't the good stuff, Saturn Girl pulls out a pair of guitar filtering ear plugs, and 'causes the guitar noises to be filtered out. She then finds the door to the armory, and makes her way inside*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 26, 2002
*Leaps on Apollo and begins twisting leg in ways it's not supposed to go*
Ha-ha! Who's the Daddy? Who's the Daddy? This'll learn you!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 26, 2002
Saturn Girl pulls the door shut behind her, and finds it dark inside. She fumbles along the wall, hoping for a light switch or something... but finds nothing. She pulls a lighter out of her pocket, and uses it to light the room up, even if just dimmly. She sees a torch in a holder on the wall, grabs it, and lights it.
She looks around the room slowly, and sees a lot of cob webs with the occasional spider covering the equitment. Saturn Girl wonders if this is the store room for all the old out-dated stuff the mutts didn't use anymore. She walked up for the nearest crate, and wiped off the cob webs on top, careful not to hurt the black spider crawling across at the moment.
Her eyes widened as she read what the lable on the lid said, and she quickly turned to look for a crowbar somewhere to open the "treasure chest" that she'd just found, hoping that no one walked in on her and stopped her first.
I don't know what I've found here, I'll decide by the time I make my next post, unless someone wants to help out? I am up for some fighting with one of you fine mutts 
Need to spice things up again. 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 14, 2002
*Saturn Girl has found the hidden files! Some are on the H2G2 Mercenaries, and some are on the Cats.* oh, oh. 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 14, 2002
*wonders where is going but is tooinvolved in the fight to leave*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 15, 2002
I'm running 'cause y'all are about to find out what I've written.
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 15, 2002
*Begins gnawing on leg*
Grr... Yeurgh! 
Polyester...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 15, 2002
*stops running long enough to hand him an alka seltzer*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 15, 2002
There now, feeling better?
Remember, when eating Polyester-clad Apollos, it's always best to drink a ton of 
to wash it down.
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 15, 2002
BURRP.
*Looks shifty*
Ffffphphpbphbphbbbb.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 15, 2002
Immediately resumes ing, hoping to beat the cloud of noxious fumes out of the for... 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 18, 2002
Having given everybody 2 Whole Days to nail her,(You're slipping, people), wakes up. She wanders over to where Serg is fighting and 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 18, 2002
*has forgotten what she's doing but is entranced at the sight of QQ knawing at Apollo, who seems to be taking things very quietly, all things considered*
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- 281: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 25, 2002)
- 282: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 25, 2002)
- 283: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 25, 2002)
- 284: Apollo (Mar 25, 2002)
- 285: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 25, 2002)
- 286: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 26, 2002)
- 287: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 26, 2002)
- 288: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 26, 2002)
- 289: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 26, 2002)
- 290: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 14, 2002)
- 291: Sergeant Mushroom (Apr 14, 2002)
- 292: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 15, 2002)
- 293: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Apr 15, 2002)
- 294: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 15, 2002)
- 295: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Apr 15, 2002)
- 296: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 15, 2002)
- 297: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Apr 15, 2002)
- 298: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 15, 2002)
- 299: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 18, 2002)
- 300: Sergeant Mushroom (Apr 18, 2002)
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