A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Jul 29, 2002
I'm nominally on a diet. Trying to shed the grand total of 11 pounds. I done 3, so far...
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 14, 2002
Got them back last week. Damn those inexpensive and oh-so-tasty take-away curries. Today I shall live off my fat deposits.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 14, 2002
*giggles*
I shall shortly live off sandwiches, methinks...
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 14, 2002
Hang on, wasn't there plot happening in this thread once upon a time?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 14, 2002
Yes, but it got very much side tracked!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 14, 2002
Plot? Erm, no I don't think so...
*edges towards the gates nochantly*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 15, 2002
Wasn't I fighting someone? Something about... camels? I'd forget my head if it wasn't glued on!
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 15, 2002
Noooooooooooo........
*head rolls about on floor*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 15, 2002
*watches camel trot out of the stall, wander over and sniff at the head*
*it sneezes*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 15, 2002
Noooo...! Come back, head!
No, wait. That's not right. Body! Come over here!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 15, 2002
*camel sniffs some more, and then picks QQ's head up by his hair*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 15, 2002
Noooooo! Get off me, you filthy carpet!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 15, 2002
*the camel blinks, then sneezes*
*it wanders off to find a nice muddly puddle*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 15, 2002
Ugh. Could comeone wipe me, please. I wish I didn't have to ask this.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 16, 2002
*gets out some windex and a paper towel. Quite rudely sprays QQ in the face, and attempts to wipe face clean with a papertowel*
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NexusSeven Posted Aug 16, 2002
*considers getting camel soem industrial-strength anti-histamines*
*or just a bloody great hanky*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 16, 2002
*the camel finds a puddle, and deposits the head, before returning to it's stall*
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- 341: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Jul 29, 2002)
- 342: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 14, 2002)
- 343: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 14, 2002)
- 344: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 14, 2002)
- 345: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 14, 2002)
- 346: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 14, 2002)
- 347: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 14, 2002)
- 348: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 15, 2002)
- 349: NexusSeven (Aug 15, 2002)
- 350: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 15, 2002)
- 351: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 15, 2002)
- 352: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 15, 2002)
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- 354: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 15, 2002)
- 355: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 15, 2002)
- 356: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 15, 2002)
- 357: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 16, 2002)
- 358: NexusSeven (Aug 16, 2002)
- 359: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 16, 2002)
- 360: NexusSeven (Aug 19, 2002)
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