A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 28, 2002
*struggles on top of the Sarge and sits on her*
"If Shakespeare had meant it to be funny, he would have put a joke in it."
Trouble is, most of the puns don't translate very well. Who today knows what a poor-John is?
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NexusSeven Posted Aug 28, 2002
A low-quality toilet?
*wonders if he should leave the Sarge and QQ to their courting* 
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 28, 2002
Courting?
I'll have you know I'll give this poultroon the thrashing she so richly deserves, just as soon as I remember why she deserves it.
A 'poor-John' is a type of dried fish, also slang for *ahem* flaccid manhood. Therefore, in Romeo and Juliet when a characters says to his mate: "If thou wert a fish, thou would be a poor-john" he is insulting his virility.
Laugh? I nearly did.
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 28, 2002
I think I may be on the verge of developing a new arch-nemesis...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 28, 2002
*while QQ is muttering about puns, SM is worming her way out from under him...*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 29, 2002
Who says no one laughs at Shakespeare? You're all a bunch of uncultured slobs, the lot of ya! I've always enjoyed Shakespeare. Heck, I act it out sometimes. It's fun stuff. Taiming of the Shrew is great!
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 29, 2002
Nah. The Merchant is clearly the best.
*
s up and down on the Sarge to stop her escaping*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 29, 2002
Nah. Rude is where I rip all my clothes off and smother myself with soft cheese.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 29, 2002
*waits until QQ starts an upwards boucne, then puts her palms upon, ahem, his rear and shoves hard, sending him straight over her head*
*simultaneously she rolls forwards and gets to her feet, but slips over due to the silly string on her soles...*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 29, 2002
*waits until QQ starts an upwards boucne, then puts her palms upon, ahem, his rear and shoves hard, sending him straight over her head*
*simultaneously she rolls forwards and gets to her feet, but slips over due to the silly string on her soles...*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 30, 2002
*giggles, and watches the entertainment*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Sep 2, 2002
I'm flying! I'm flying!
*WHUMP*
Or possibly not.
*struggles to feet and looks for a weapon*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 2, 2002
*slipping around, as she has slippery silly string on her hands, she desperately tries to stand up or at least move*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 2, 2002
*wonders when this went from some desert war flick to a circus show with clowns...*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Sep 3, 2002
*Grabs bucket of whitewash and hurls it over the Sarge*
Circus? Don't talk rot.
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- 381: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 382: NexusSeven (Aug 28, 2002)
- 383: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 384: NexusSeven (Aug 28, 2002)
- 385: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 386: NexusSeven (Aug 28, 2002)
- 387: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 28, 2002)
- 388: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 29, 2002)
- 389: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 390: NexusSeven (Aug 29, 2002)
- 391: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 392: NexusSeven (Aug 29, 2002)
- 393: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 394: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 29, 2002)
- 395: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 29, 2002)
- 396: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 30, 2002)
- 397: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Sep 2, 2002)
- 398: Sergeant Mushroom (Sep 2, 2002)
- 399: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 2, 2002)
- 400: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Sep 3, 2002)
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