A Conversation for Fort 214: "The Fleapit"
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 19, 2002
*has made it to the gates, and is trying to open them*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 20, 2002
*ee-ee-ee-eee-eeee*
I think my vision is clear now. Quick! Stop that mushroom!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 21, 2002
*blinks*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 21, 2002
*rugby tackles SM to the floor, still not quite sure what is going on but determined to find out*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 21, 2002
*Gets a foot to the face*
Oof! Quick! We've got a live one here!
*struggles some more*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 26, 2002
*gets out a can of silly strings and starts spraying the writhing couple with it*
There - does that help ? 
On the Walls
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 26, 2002
*spits out some silly string so she has somewhere to breathe from*
Erm, no...not at all infact...
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 26, 2002
*giggles and watches from an undisclosed location*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 27, 2002
Hey? Who started playing that cheesy porn music? Stop that! This is serious, you know!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 27, 2002
*struggling, she flails with her hand...and connects somewhere she wishes she hadn't*
I can't look.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 27, 2002
*keeping eyes resolutely shut, she moves her hand away*
*opens eyes, wiping away the silly string*
*tries to get away again*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 28, 2002
*blinks* And I though they didn't allow you to do such things in public... I just guess I'm a little behind the times then...
On the Walls
Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 28, 2002
I'm dying, and all I hear are puns...
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NexusSeven Posted Aug 28, 2002
Elizabethan poets thought that puns were the highest form of wit.
This is why no-one laughs at Shakespeare.
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- 361: Apollo (Aug 19, 2002)
- 362: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 19, 2002)
- 363: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 20, 2002)
- 364: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 21, 2002)
- 365: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 21, 2002)
- 366: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 21, 2002)
- 367: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 21, 2002)
- 368: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 21, 2002)
- 369: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 26, 2002)
- 370: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 26, 2002)
- 371: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 26, 2002)
- 372: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 27, 2002)
- 373: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 27, 2002)
- 374: NexusSeven (Aug 27, 2002)
- 375: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 27, 2002)
- 376: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 28, 2002)
- 377: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 378: NexusSeven (Aug 28, 2002)
- 379: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 380: NexusSeven (Aug 28, 2002)
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