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I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 14, 2002
IRRITABLE? *chugs down 
* Didn't I already tell you that I am *NOT* IRRITABLE?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 14, 2002
this is very un-acey behaviour. oops.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 15, 2002
Don't make me angry...You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 16, 2002
You're not already? Calm, calm, calm, deep breaths. Whoa, now eeeeeaaaaaaaassssssyyyyyyy. And stop drinking that coffee.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 18, 2002
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 18, 2002
doesn't coffee make you pee if you drink too much of it? man, I never want to see your bog.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 18, 2002
No, that's only real coffee. H2G2 has no ill effects.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 19, 2002
except the irritability of course.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 21, 2002
*very non-irritably dumps H2G2 on Roadkill's head*
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 Posted Jan 21, 2002
*Grins at all the confusion and takes a cup of H2G2 *
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 21, 2002
Watch it, it's spiked with concentrated silliness ....
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 22, 2002
*hides bottle of concentrated silliness*
Who would do such a thing?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 22, 2002
*distills and decants silliness*
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 22, 2002
Pardon me, m'lord, but in proper houses, it is necessary to burp the Tuppenceware before storing. Air is not good for proper fermentation.
Once you open the Tuppenceware, though, you must pour it into a proper jam jar and let it breath for a few minutes before you engage in the delicate swilling and quaffing that you are so famous for.
Shall I get you a bib or an environment suit, sir?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 22, 2002
*Feeds silliness juice to tonsil*
Environment suit, please.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 Posted Jan 22, 2002
Figures what the hell and has the silliness juice straight, not bothering with all this coffee stuff.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 22, 2002
3,649,346.87 to 1 against and falling....
270,562.3 to 1 against and falling....
236.8 to 1 against and falling
We have normality...I repeat we have normality...anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. Please relax. You will be sent for soon.
Here, Puppy!
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 22, 2002
Normality?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 23, 2002
Which puppy are you talking to?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 Posted Jan 23, 2002
Yes, which? Or who, or what?
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