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I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 10, 2002
As for the cost of the cardboard, you're obviously leaving out the cost of the dye. While a good brain-colored dye can be quite expensive and fade easily, thus making it necessary to re-dye, a nice grapefruit will reach the appropriate color naturally and inexpensibly through the miracle of aging.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 10, 2002
The finest minds of our generation have turned to fruit....
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 10, 2002
You're all nuts.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 10, 2002
Nuts? That's what they said about macadamias and pistachios. Well, okay, so they were, but the peanut...That's a different story. Did the peanut give in? Did it say, "Okay, I'm a nut?" No, the peanut refused to be a nut, continuing instead to follow its own path as a legume. And what does all this have to do with anything, I ask you. What? Everything! Can't you see!
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 11, 2002
I've always been a fan of cars with a lot of legume in them.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 11, 2002
It's also helpful when they have lots of trunkume.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 11, 2002
If you do replace your brain with a grapefruit, does it not eventually grow into a grapefruit tree, meaning you have to replace it or get your head dimensions altered?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 11, 2002
That depends upon what kind of fertilizer is in your skull.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 11, 2002
Nah, they can grow off'f whatever's where the stuff around where your brain used to be is, and maybe your skull.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 11, 2002
So, 'hair' is actually grapefruit roots and that all explains why our skulls shrink when we grow old.........
I just know there is a dirty dish calling out for my ministrations somewhere in this Great American Hovel...
TTFn
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 11, 2002
I only understood half of that. The first half.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 11, 2002
I don't get that second half, either, but what's wrong with a beautiful crown of grapefruit tree branches?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 12, 2002
I went and washed up, you doofi!
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 12, 2002
Aaaaaaaah. Would it not be simpler to sayu 'now I'm going to wash up'?. Assumably you'd get hunted down by the Society for the Protection of Grapefruit Brains if you did kill your grapefruit crown. But it must be inconvenient say, when you're trying to sleep
.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 12, 2002
Sleep? Pah. Sleep is for people without glorious crowns of grapefruit trees on their heads.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 13, 2002
Are you just gonna live offa caffeine and sugar tablets then? Might make you kinda irritable.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 13, 2002
I am NOT IRRITABLE. 
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 14, 2002
I guess everyone agrees with you cos if they don't you kill em. I don't have to though, cos I got the Atlantic between me n you 
.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 14, 2002
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 14, 2002
you need 
to make you less irritable.
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