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I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Beth Posted Jan 4, 2002
I have just been more used to seeing the Beth used without the temple - ie Beth Isreal, Beth Sinai or even Beth Lehem. Maybe it is a regional thing.
How did I get to be so ignorant about my own name and why am I discussing it with a person called tonsil? Maybe I should change my name.
Shirley Temple
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 4, 2002
Shirley Goodness and her best friend, Gloria Monday....
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 4, 2002
I'm so out of my depth I can see the 
.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 4, 2002
!
Oooo! I like that one! What's it called?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Beth Posted Jan 5, 2002
Shirley Shark meets the Phantom Phish!
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 5, 2002
I should refer the folks over at 'What makes you an adult' to this thread.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 5, 2002
MAD! THEY TOLD ME I WAS MAD! BUT I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL! AHA! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*regains sanity* no really I wasn't joking.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 5, 2002
I think I'll go find my crayons.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Beth Posted Jan 6, 2002
I think I'll go find the 'What makes you an adult thread'!
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 6, 2002
I think I'll go find my mind. I lost it a long time ago.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Beth Posted Jan 7, 2002
I do hope you found your mind. Failing that I suppose someone else's would do just as well. Isn't technology wonderful!
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jan 7, 2002
I've been fired for taking my mind to work.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 8, 2002
Minds? Who needs 'em? I lost mine years ago and just look at out turned I how well. I say forget it. A nice grapefruit will do just as well.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Beth Posted Jan 8, 2002
Hi Arthbard - long time no see.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 8, 2002
Yeah, I've been away from school and my internet connection for a while. Kind of strange how something cool - like my internet connection - can be so closely connected with something lame - like having to study. Ah, well...I'm back now for better for worse or for some other third option.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 8, 2002
I'm planning on mushing up some cardboard and dying it grey and using that instead.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 8, 2002
Oh, cardboard, eh? Grapefruit not good enough for the likes of us, eh? Oh, now, let's all go down to the opera, sip on some sherry, and dye some cardboard, because grapefruit just is good enough for us distinguished fellows.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Arthbard Posted Jan 8, 2002
The following double post has been made to correct an egregious typing error.
Oh, cardboard, eh? Grapefruit not good enough for the likes of us, eh? Oh, now, let's all go down to the opera, sip on some sherry, and dye some cardboard, because grapefruit just isn't good enough for us distinguished fellows.
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 9, 2002
I like cardboard 
. Maybe if I put some french verb tables on it I'll never have to do french again. Surely grapefruit is more expensive than cardboard?
I actually remember the day I decided that I was going to learn to raise one eyebrow at a time so I could look like Leonard Nemoy. Took most of an hour to locate the proper muscle and now I can't stop doing it but nobody can see it because of my glasses.
Beth Posted Jan 9, 2002
.....but grapefruit is all squishy and makes such a satisfying sqhelch when you become roadkill.
Oh sorry! You are Roadkill already...........
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