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I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Arthbard Posted Nov 27, 2002
Good. That's better. That's the kind of thing we need.
*puts on pimp-suit from other conversation*
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 27, 2002
...*puts on her tight black leather mini skirt and tube top & drives up to park the pink Caddy next to the pimp...* 
You've both never looked better!...*stumbles in her red, stiletto heels...says bad words in a lady-like manner...*
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 3, 2002
Both? I'm just wearing an entirely black suit, very sexy black sunglasses and a ton of gel on my hair. And some very cool (black) shoes. Oh, I see what you mean.
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Arthbard Posted Dec 5, 2002
Ooh...Look at us, here. If looks could kill, we'd make a fortune as professional hitmen. I'm not sure if that's good looks or not, but still, it's a start.
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 7, 2002
You're not looking bad yersel', Pan (note to self: say that quicker next time).
Have a drink
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 8, 2002
If I'm gonna' go around lookin' like this...I'll need more than just one drink.
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 8, 2002
How's that?
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 9, 2002
It's a danmed good start!
Today is my birthday! I know...I know...hard to believe I'm a day over 21. 
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Arthbard Posted Dec 9, 2002
Wait...But...If you're a day over twenty-one, wouldn't that make your birthday yesterday? Or are we talking about Jupiter-days or something?
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 9, 2002
yes.
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 10, 2002
Happy Birthday!
Whatdja get?
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Arthbard Posted Dec 11, 2002
I didn't get anything. It's not my birthday. I...Oh...
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 14, 2002
I got a HU-MUNGOUS bottle of homemade white wine from my buddy Chris. I got lots of other good stuff to.
Nothing to speak of though...
Thank you for your well wishes.
You may quote me on this, an old time saying of mine... actually it came to mind after DNA had said something to me...
my response was: "If wishes were fishes, we'd all be well schooled." Deep, ain't it?!?
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 16, 2002
But I like the glass of water one better:
What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water.
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 16, 2002
Ooooo I donoo...I always thought it would be pretty cool to be able to travel throughout the inside of a human body in a really tiny sub or sumthin'. Glass of water would do...
...*whispers...*you guys notice that people keep looking at me in an odd osrt of way?
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Arthbard Posted Dec 17, 2002
Yeah! Like in that movie, Innerspace, where Dennis Quaid gets injected into Martin Short and he wanders about in his little microscopic sub thingy.
What odd sort of way? You mean like this?
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 17, 2002
It /would/ be cool, if you were in a minisub. Just not if you were the water.
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 18, 2002
...yes...like THAT!!
I didn't know Dennis Q. had a wee sub. Let alone Martin S. let him travel around inside his body.
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Arthbard Posted Dec 19, 2002
Well...Why do you suppose people would look at you in that ? Do you suppose it's because we see something you don't? Is there something wrong with you? Or are you just imagining things because you're crazy or something? And if you had a minisub, whose body would you travel around in?
I actually remember the duck I decided that I was going to learn to raise giant grapefruits with one loobrush at a platypus so I could look like Bruce Forsyth. Took most of an invisible ray to locate a body of smoke fit for walking on that was willing to
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 20, 2002
Is the answer, yes?
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